TALES OF THE UNTOLD TALES OF THE A-MEN: JUSTICE LEAGUE XY

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..............A-MEN CLOUDBASE..... Agent Greenlee comes into view with a feather duster.....dusting dust with feathers, because it seems like there's been nothing happening at A-MEN CLOUDBASE for what seems like a YEAR..... seems like? More like IS LIKE....I haven't told any untold tales for a coon's age, and so....since all good things must come to an end... Here is ANOTHER untold tale TOLD.
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GREENLEE FEATHERLY DUSTING DUSTY DUST WITH A FEATHER DUSTER>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LA LA LAAAA lalalaaaaa (this could be singing, or the sounds in her head, you make the call)
Charity Case walks in with her com link open, ready to make a call......she has something up her sleeve, I DO hope that it's LEGAL. (CHARITY CASE, for those of you who don't know, but WILL know, you know? when I tell you that she is Buffybot's kid all grown up and stuff like that..... kindly read some of the other stories if you want to get up to speed, or you want your brain to feel numb for a while ... they HAVE THAT EFFECT, I've been so told.........right, Dale?) So it goes.......

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>>HEY PLANT GIRL.... wanna play a joke on Majorly Majors MAJOR AUSTIN for shits and giggles?

GREENLEE>>>>>>>>>OH......MY...I LOVE to giggle....but I do not think that I would like to shit at this ti-----

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN.........I GOT HIM ON THE LINE....
Major Austin....yes, Steve Austin, the guy who was the Six Million Dollar Man...he just happens to be the High Muckity Muck of the A-MEN.... the 'A" stands for ANDROID... and "MEN" is thrown in for whatevers because the whole team of superheroes is mostly made up of super android women...some guys, but mostly women, because if you really need to ask why, you need to look at the name of the website in the upper left hand corner here.........go ahead.... I'll wait..................

*****CAMEOS COURTESY OF THE CAMEO CORPORATION***********
DALE COBA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>JESUS CHRYSLER! -----A WHOLE YEAR and NOTHING HAS CHANGED....IT'S THE SAME SHIT...DIFFERENT DAY! ---why won't you GROW as a WRITER----frikkin' mink wheel!!!

to show I can grow as a writer....I will write my answer in FANCIFUL HAIKU:

IT'S ALL FOR FUN JOE
READ IF YOU WISH TO
OR NOT, IT IS YOUR OWN CHOICE
PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS
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...AND NOW...BACK TO THE .....ACTION?

CHARITY CASE ON THE COMLINK>>>>>>> HELLO! ---IS THIS MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN OF THE A-MEN???

MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN OF THE A-MEN>>>>>>>>>WHY YES IT IS....THIS IS A SECRET COMLINK NUMBER....HOW DID YOU---

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>UMM----uh...we REPORTERS HAVE OUR WAYS--yeah---YEAH! ----MY NAME IS....uh...JENNA TALIA from THE DAILY MIRROR and ummmWE'D LIKE TO INTERVIEW YOU FOR OUR SUNDAY MAGAZINE.

MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN>>>>>>>>OH....WELL....I'm FLATTERED, Miss Talia......what would you like to know?

CHARITY CASE as JENNA TALIA>>>>>>>>YOU are the WORLD'S FIRST BIONIC MAN, are you NOT?

MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN>>>>>>WELL... it's not top secret any more..but YES..... YES I AM the world's FIRST, BIONIC MAN.

CHARITY STILL AS JENNA TALIA---and I'm going to write that name until it becomes FUNNY>>>>>>>>>>SIR...I NEED TO ASK, BECAUSE OUR READERS MUST KNOW......

MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN>>>>>>> Yes.......Go ahead Miss.......

CHARITY AS JENNA TALIA----is the name funny yet? >>>>>>>>>>>.......AS A BIONIC MAN...........HAVE YOU EVER ACCIDENTALLY PULLED YOUR DICK OFF WHEN MASTURBATING??? hahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!

MAJOR STEVE AUSTIN>>>>>>>>>........well, I.................WHAT??? CHARITY CASE--------IS THAT YOU ON THE COMLINK??!!!?? YOU ARE FIIIIIIRED CADET! -----FIRED!!!!! YOU ARE NO LONGER A MEMBER OF THE A-MEN........ GET OUT AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! I BROUGHT THE FUNNY!!! I WISH I could've seen his face, man......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

GREENLEE>>>>>>>>I do not understand........is it funny that you are no longer working here?

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>NO, Dill Weed ....I WANTED that old fossil to FIRE ME...for TWO REASONS!

GREENLEE>>>>>ummmmmmm.....

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>first reason.....I WON'T GET GUV-MINT BENEFITS IF I QUIT.....Mamma wants to get PAAAAAIIIIIIDDDD............and SECOND REASON........check out this ad I found.......THE JUSTICE LEAGUE IS STARTING THEIR OWN ALL FEMALE CHAPTER OF THE LEAGUE..... and they are holding open auditions for team members....... look at the ad.... LOOK IT LOOK IT!!!!

GREENLEE BEGINS TO "LOOK IT" >>>>>>>>oh MY......WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LEAVE your sisters HERE at Cloud Base and SCONEHENGE??? We are a FAMILY!!!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>JAM THAT STUFF, and look at the big PICTURE...... and by that, I mean PICTURES!!!!!! MOVIES AND TV, GREENLEE ....THE BIG TIME!!!! my MOTHER was on TV and she made BANK... time for ME to make some serious bank too.....the A-MEN get to do all of the work, but the organization keeps all of the money from the jobs we do...... how fair is THAT? I WANT TO USE MY TALENTS and GET WHAT'S MINE.....and I'm GONNA GET IT.......GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD!!!!!!

Charity packs some important robot-y things..........and takes some stuff that isn't nailed down while she's at it.........while Greenlee watches her sister leave the nest.........

GREENLEE>>>>>>>>>> I was about to run a crying program.....but I do not think I need that.....I can cry on my own......................DO NOT GO CHARITY...............DO ......NOT.......go.......... boo and hoooooo!

Charity chooses not to hear the boos and hoooos but instead focuses on the challenges in front of her..............

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HOLLYWOOD, HERE I COME...........................................I'll show my........FAMILY what I can do on my OWN damn terms......... JUSTICE LEAGUE XY..... MEET YOUR NEW SASSY ROBOT STAR........I'VE GOT SASS, CLASS, and one FINE CINEMATIC ASS!!!

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......AND SO.....with her government check in hand, CHARITY CASE makes it over to Justice League XY headquarters for her interview, and possibly free eats...she's STARVIN' LIKE MARVIN. A tall drink of blonde answers the door, telling you who she is in a second.....second's UP.

TALL DRINK OF BLONDE WHO WILL TELL YOU WHO SHE IS IN A SECOND>>>>>> Well, HELLO! --- I'M KARA ZOR-EL, but you may know me as SUPERGIRL.....and YOU are?????

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>> .....surprised you told me your secret identity right off the BAT, that's what....I"M CHARITY CASE, and I'm here for the position of SASSY FEMBOT HEROINE.

KARA / SUPERGIRL>>>>>>> WELCOME!!! ---MEET the team, and mingle...and .......ummm...are you SURE you're a female robot??? --using my Xray vision, ----I can see your NUTS! --------hee hee HEE!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>........Jocularity......I just might have to KICK YOUR 'S" .....

KARA / SUPERGIRL>>>>>>>just a joke to lighten the mood.....and..I'm not wearing an 'S' ...it's the symbol for 'THE HOUSE OF EL"

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>WELL... YOU CERTAINLY LOOK LIKE "EL" wearing it, I'll tell you.

KARA / SUPERGIRL>>>>>>>>.....WHY THANK YOU!!! I'm proud of my family.....oh, and I know all about ROBOTS....SEE....I've fought with many of them, including BRANIAC, MECHANIQUE, RED TORNADO, -----and in my comics when I was called LINDA LEE DANVERS, I had a robot of me on earth doing all sorts of LINDA LEE DANVERS stuff while I did all of my SUPERGIRLy things .... I had that robot do all of my school homework too..... THAT was cool. -------------I hope you make the TEAM! ---VARIOUS JUSTICE LEAGUERS will be interviewing you throughout the day, in the meantime, please enjoy the many platters of FOOFY PASTRIES and chunky drinks with fruit in them.....Please excuse me while I greet the OTHER applicants.....GOOD LUCK!!!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>....other applicants????----oh CRAP. ----------FOOFY PASTRIES???------all for THAT! ----let me att'em! ALL I GET AT A-MEN CLOUDBASE is what I can fish out of the vending machine!

HERE COMES ANOTHER LEAGUER to size up CHARITY for the TEAM......SHE'LL TELL YOU who she is in a second, because it sets up a stupid gag...just warning you in advance....

HELLO FUTURE LEAGUER ....I am BLACK CANARY!

CHARITY CASE>>>>> ...............YOU DON'T LOOK BLACK and HAIRY to ME, Chippie!

----------------------see? ----- warnings ARE helpful.

BLACK CANARY>>>>>>>....I NEED to ask........WHY WOULD A ROBOT need to EAT? ----are you a FAKER? --a POSER? ---tell me NOW.

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>stupid MINKWHEEL.......yeah... I EAT, I even have to take a wicked PEE sometimes, because STUPID MINKWHEEL thought that if I am fighting for humans, that I must understand the frailties and limitations of the HUMAN CONDITION...

BLACK CANARY>>>>that's kinda SMART in a way, you're not just any old ROBOT.

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>NOPE...I'M PRETTY BADASS......so what's YOUR superpower, Fishnets?

BLACK CANARY>>>>>>>> OH...I can SCREAM.... I SCREAM REALLY LOUD!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>WELL... that will do WONDERS for you TINDER profile.....but what are your POWERS?

BLACK CANARY>>>>>you're MEAN.

CHARITY CASE>>>>>nope....I'M ....ssssssSSSSSASSY! ----says so in my resume. HIRE ME.