Batman: Fembots Part 2

[RancidInsanity]

BATCAVE

The batmoblie slowly came to a halt inside the dark and gothic cave of The Batman. Still in shock from the broken rib, Batman quickly walked over to Alfred, his butler.

“Yes master Bruce it’s a broken rib indeed.” Said Alfred

“It doesn’t matter, but why build a robotic version of Poison Ivy? And only to have her explode like she did doesn’t make much since either.” Bruce thought outloud

“Well you’ll have time to think it over later, the lexcorp electronics expo starts in an hour or so, and Bruce Wayne is supposed to be a v.i.p. guest tonight.” Informed Alfred

THE LEXCORP EXPO

The crowd was already large and growing at a rather alarming rate. Lex Luthor himself had just pulled up in his stretch limo and was wearing a confident smirk on his face as he approached the microphone.

“Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I’m sure you’re all aware that tonight is the night we unveil the future of Lexcorp industries. So with out further ado, here it is….” Said Lex

Several guards pulled away a large blue veil to reveal a woman, or at least it looked like a woman. She was tan, had dirty blonde hair, and suggestive green eyes. She wore a white dress that showed the seams on her arms which made her seem almost like a mannequin.

“Now I know what you’re thinking, this isn’t a product. Ah, but it is, allow me to demonstrate.” Spoke Lex calmly and coolly to the now loud crowd.

Lex pulled a small remote from out of his tux pocket and pressed a single button labled “on”. Immediately the 20-some year old woman eyes grew wide and her hands slowly moved towards her face. Her hands then proceeded to remove her face altogether, revealing the various wiring and circuitry within her. The crowd roared with questions and excitement. Meanwhile Bruce Wayne was shocked, easily putting two and two together his sharp detective mind now assumed the Poison Ivy fembot was from Lexcorp.

Suddenly a shot rang out. The crowd instantly hit the ground and screams where heard all around. Someone had shout a man in the crowd, and that someone was The Joker.
“I just love make entrances like that! Hahahahaha!” laughed The Joker crazily

“Puddin’ we should hurry up and steal that fembot, the police will be hear any second.” Worriedly Harley Quinn said to Joker

The Joker and his “friend” Harleyquin where a terrible couple of villains. While The Joker’s real name remains unknown, Harley Quinn was once a doctor at Arkham Asylum but was driven half insane by the joker himself. Her real name is Haleen Quinzel.

“Don’t worry sugar, remember this is all part of the plan.” Said joker smiling, his red lips growing wider and wider.

Meanwhile Lex Luthor had escaped in his limo.

“Killing that man wasn’t part of the plan…what does that maniac think he’s doing?” whispered Lex to himself while peering out of the bullet-proof window in his limo.

Lex had dropped the remote the fembot up on stage on purpose and The Joker knew this so he picked up the remote ran laughing hysterically back towards Harley Quin.

Bruce Wayne who sitting at the very end of the row, stuck his leg out and tripped The Joker who fell hard onto the floor.

“Why you! So money bags wants to play, huh?” said Joker a little angrily

“Hey Mr. J shouldn’t we just get out of here now? The next part of the plan is supposed to be starting any moment.” Whined Harley Quinn

“oh fine.” The joker half sighed and pressed another button on the remote

The 20 year old tan fembot blew up, killing everyone in the first two or three rows of seats.

“Now that’s how you make an exit!” laughed Joker

PROWLING GOTHAM

Batman watched as the news reporter gave her speech.

“After last nights incident, Lex Luthor has promised he will personally see to it that the Joker pay dearly for his crimes. He will also be donating a million dollars to the Gotham inner city children’s fund.”

Then batman saw the bat signal shine brightly against the dark sky. He used his grappling hook to swing over to the sky scrapper. Comissioner Gordon was waiting for him.


”So….exploding robots that look like attractive women…” said Gordon

“Lex has to have something to do with it.” Said Batman, “The Joker was just a distraction.”

“I thought I saw Harvey…” began Gordon

“You might have.” Interrupted Batman, “Who knows who is involved with these….fembots….the real mastermind hasn’t shown his face yet.” Batman said

The Comissioner turned to respond but Batman was already gone.

[Korby]

I didn't comment on the first installment (though I did happily vote for more when you asked), so I'll jump in and say that this is a fun piece. Loves me some Batman. Keep it going!

[minkwheel]

Yep! --Marvel has some faves of mine, but I'm a DC'er tried and true.... even trained at cartoon school with many DC artists...so I'm interested in how this new story is going to play out! --KEEP IT UP, MR. INSANITY. -- minkwheel