BIONIC WOMAN CHRONICLES SARAH CONNOR

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Hi... I'm Michelle Ryan... I've got a little time on my hands while my show BIONIC WOMAN is on hiatus.. meaning THE WRITER'S STRIKE .... are there any scab writers out there that can crank out a good three part FEMBOT episode for me? --I still need to pay off all of these kickass bionics before they cancel my show..... anyway... I am here collecting a paycheck to interview SARAH CONNOR and another special guest before the premiere of their new show........a show WITH WRITERS........ THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES.

MICHELLE RYAN>>>> Hey Sarah, what's shakin'?

SARAH CONNOR>>> That JELLO ASS of YOURS... Don't you WORK OUT, CHIPPIE?

MICHELLE RYAN>>>I'm PRETTY... I DON'T NEED TO WORK OUT... good things just HAPPEN to me... What's YOUR story, blowpig?

SARAH CONNOR>>>I'm on the RUN, you BIONIC BITCH! -- my son will save the future

MICHELLE RYAN>>>Yeah, I know, I saw the movie... you didn't do it all alone, chick... you had ARNOLD helping you out against that liquid goo guy from THE X FILES. Come to think of it... you used to look a little more like Linda Hamilton, didn't you?

SARAH CONNOR>>> OH COME ON! -- THE TERMINATOR FRANCHISE IS OVER 20 YEARS OLD!!!-- LINDA HAMILTON LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT BEAST GUY SHE WAS WITH ON THAT TV SHOW filmed in the sewers... DAMMIT! --I'M NOT LINDA HAMILTON.... I"m TV'S SARAH CONNOR. --PROTECTING EVERYONE from the evils of SKYNET

MICHELLE RYAN>>>RUPERT MURDOCH?

SARAH CONNOR>>>YOU said it...I DIDN'T.

MICHELLE RYAN>>>AW, CRAP... well, at least I'm going to meet ARNOLD now.......LET OUR NEXT GUEST ENTER.....LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ... AAAAAAAAAARNOLD, THE TERMINATOR! --THE STAR OF THE SERIES!!!

NOT ARNOLD>>>>Hi... I'm SUMMER GLAU... TERMINATOR for the SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES.... I BUST BALLS!

MICHELLE RYAN>>>YOU'RE NOT ARNOLD!!!---WTF?

NOT ARNOLD>>>>No...I'm NEW TERMINATOR, SUMMER GLAU... HOW ARE YOU?

MICHELLE RYAN>>>.FRICKIN' ANGRY ACTUALLY! --I wanted to meet the legendary ARNOLD! .....SUMMER GLAU sounds like a skin rash you get when you stay out in the sun too long!

SUMMER GLAU>>>You're MEAN.

MICHELLE RYAN>>>I'LL KICK YOUR ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE, and THAT'S A PROMISE.

SARAH CONNOR>>>LADIES, PLEASE... we're just here to promote the new TERMINATOR SHOW..... GET A GRIP....... SUMMER.... GET ALL OF THE FANBOYS PSYCHED UP BY SAYING YOUR CATCH PHRASE.....

SUMMER GLAU>>>> "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO SCREW" ..... error....error

SARAH CONNOR>>>CHRIST ON A BIKE!--JOHN CONNOR!!!! HAVE YOU BEEN REPROGRAMMING THE TERMINATOR??? --I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MYSELF before the machines do............GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!

MICHELLE RYAN>>>>.....AAAAAAAAnd THAT'S a wrap!!! --can I get my paycheck now? WATCH THE NEW TERMINATOR SHOW if you know what's good and sacred for you.... If you MISS the premiere, THE TERRORISTS WIN.