Madonna = android

tectile · Post by **tectile** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:21 am

A good little article.

Reminded me of a story by Harlan Ellison called "Heleen Bournough", probably misspelled that.

It was about a beautiful female android super model created by a group of evil dwarfs to seduce, corrupt and drive to ruin powerful church leaders, businessmen and brilliant artists.

I could see a younger Madonna playing the role.

I've always thought she was heartless, completely artificial and without a sole so she'd be perfect

tectile · Post by **tectile** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 6:54 am

Sorry, I just remembered that the story was called "Rolling stock" and that sole should have been spelled soul

noidguy · Post by **noidguy** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:31 am

tectile wrote:Sorry, I just remembered that the story was called "Rolling stock" and that sole should have been spelled soul

Any idea what collection that is in? I'd like to read it.

tectile · Post by **tectile** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:27 pm

It's been about 30 years since I read the story and I don't have as many functional brain cells as I once did but after doing some serious searching on the interweb I think I have some hard facts.

The story was titled "The Face of Helene Bournouw" and was in the book "Deathbird stories"

Propman · Post by **Propman** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:51 am

Hey, there's been a show made from that story! 0_o

Baron · Post by **Baron** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:08 am

Robotman wrote:Even though I find Madonna thoroughly unsexy, this is still hilarious.
http://www.avclub.com/content/blog/my_y ... se_file_83

Eh?

Madge found "thoroughly unsexy?"

I'm honestly shocked that you don't know better than to try and tease me in such fashion, my Great Friend; don't you of all peoples here uderstand that Baron + easy meat + indelible, un-curable cheese = yet another excuse for a violent-and-messy rampage, which I'm weary of already??

Fine thanks for my kind and sincere treatment towards YOUR baby, Mate - when am I going to get MY "Halloween Treat" then, eh????

That being said, here's the gist:

In addition to her thorough unsexiness, she's also THE most un-actress, un-vocallist, un-mother, un-American individual I've come across in my LIFE!!! She may speak with a "Mockney" accent these days, but the joke's always been ON her, since the day the doctor should have slapped her MOTHER, instead of her newborn ass!!!!

{General Note - the "malice" tone ISN'T actual; I'm just having a bit of fun posting "in / as a character" again.}

tectile · Post by **tectile** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:42 am

Mr. Prindle deserves combat pay and free treatment for post traumatic stress disorder for doing that review

Baron · Post by **Baron** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:42 am

Robotman wrote:Why you little scamp.

Oh, and here's the best..... review.... ever!

Who - ME as a scamp? You been reading the "declassifides" again, Mate?

No, wait - it's my bad.

I thought you said "TRAMP!!!!" which set off my last...............

........................ - oh, t'fook with it!!!!

Madonna = android

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