Christmas in Russia-Act 3

[RancidInsanity]

Act-3

The stewardess bot’s internal computer was aware of the rising altitude. The cameras in her eyes moved to try and identify the thing flying her through the air, but she couldn’t make anything out except for what seemed to be a large bowl above her. They were traveling very fast now her computer brain told her around 75 mph. Just then they slowed and landed gently in a clearly in the forest. The stewardess bot got to her feet and then saw a huge stone-like pillar come right at her. She had no time to react, it smacked her head clear off and shut all of her systems offline.

The stewardess bot came back online later. Her computer read the following information. Stewardess bot unit Rita 7231000 online…..Head repair on 12/24/06 was successful….Exiting start up mode….The stewardess Rita’s eyes opened and she looked around, she was still in a clearing in the forest but now there was an old shack not to far from where she was. Rita tried to move but she noticed she was tied up thick ropes were tied around wrists and ankles. Then a figure stepped out of the shack. She was tall and willowy, with silvery-gray hair but she still looked only to be 20ish. The woman staired with big white pupils at Rita. She said in a whisper, “Activate B.Y. control program 1.” Rita started to said, “I’m sorry mam, I have no-“ but then she stopped, a blank look came about on her face. In a robotic voice she stated, “Starting up B.Y. control program 1.” The sliver-haired lady then whispered in a more commanding tone, “Now, go and bring me those two other fembots.”

Yoshi, Daisy, Santa Claus, and Ms. Claus were now all beginning to get worried. They all trekked further southward. Daisy had been talking to Ms. Claus about various fembot things when she asked, “So Ms. Claus, Yoshi never told me all the features you have. Could you tell me?” “Well I was designed to be especially well gifted at cooking. I make cookies for the elves all the time you know, and I also help the elves clean the stable were the reindeer are.” replied Ms. Claus. Santa and Yoshi were busy talking about their fembots and exchanging stories about the times that they had with them. It was almost a merry group.

Yoshi then saw the stewardess Rita come out of the woods. Although he wasn’t sure if was her, seeing as she had undergone a wardrobe change. Rita was now wearing a red and black leather suit with some kind of weird collar around her neck. When Rita got closer Yoshi saw it had the letters “B.Y.” on it. Rita spoke before anyone else did, “Hello again friends. I have found civilization and suggest you follow me.” Yoshi answered, “But what in the hell was that thing that picked you up? And what are you wearing? That’s not the stewardess bot standard!” “I do not recall any of that sir, but all of your questions will be answered if you follow me, please.” Rita calmly said.

Meanwhile back in the forest clearing, the mysterious sliver-haired lady was thinking to herself, “Now that I have reprogrammed that stewardess bot to obey me and deliver the other to bots to me, my mission will finally be successful!!"

[BD]

That's H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.

now let's see what baba yaga wants with them

i'm laughing mi ass off here :) :lol: :D

[Propman]

Hey, are you going to finish that story? It looked fine!