Christmas in Russia-Act 2

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Christmas in Russia-Act 2

A few weeks flew by and it was Christmas Eve. Yoshi was on an UberRobotics-owned private jet piloted exclusively by robots. Yoshi was calmly reading a TIME magazine. While Daisy, was typing Yoshi’s speech at the next UberRobotics press conference. Suddenly the plane hit something which shock the entire plane. Yoshi looked around surprised. “What the hell was that!?” Then, a stuerdiss fembot came walking towards them. She had medium length black hair, asian, and was wearing a blue leather jacket and matching miniskirt. She said to Yoshi, “Sir, we are having some trouble with the air craft. I suggest you fasten your seat belt.” But as soon as she had said that the plane suddenly started to fall….

Santa Claus had just finished loading up his sled and checking his list five times. He had to re-check more often nowadays because of all the androids out there. Ms. Clause ran out of the house to Santa wearing the same type of outfit Santa was wearing except ending in a skirt of course. “May I come with you?” Ms. Claus said in a begging sort of voice. “Well I suppose I could use some company on a long trip like this.” Santa replied. Everything went great. Except once in Florida, Santa slide down the chimney only to find a fembot waiting for him saying that her owner said if Santa left him more presents Santa could use her for a whole year. Santa, feeling like he trying to be taken advantage of, simply said no and placed a lump of coal in the fembot’s hand.

Santa’s reindeer were very special besides the fact they could fly they were implanted with robotics too. (Which is why they can fly.) Reindeer Unit “Rudolph” had infra-red vision in his nose, which linked to the monitor on the sled. That’s why “Rudolph” always led. This night there seemed to be a problem with Rudolph, (unknown to Santa the elves had forgotten to check Rudolph and he only had half the fuel it needed.) Santa’s sleigh along with Santa, Ms. Claus, Rudolph and all of the other Reindeer, began to go downward.

Yoshi was now in a panic attack. Grabbing the Stewardess fembot by the collar and shouting, “Fix the Plane!” The fembot merely said back to him, “I suggest you calm down sir.” The plane hit the ground at moderate speed and threw everyone 10ft. Yoshi stumbled out of the wrecked plane, still a bit shaken by the crash. He saw the fembot look at the nose of the plane. He heard her say, “Pilot units 007 and 003 are destroyed.” Yoshi thought, “Oh great how are we going to get home now?” as he looked around he saw that they were deep in a forest area. Daisy climbed out of the wreckage holding Yoshi’s computer in her hand, wagging her tail. She spoke to Yoshi, “Yoshi, I finished your speech.” Yoshi jumped at her words, then turned towards her and said, “Jeez! Don’t scare me like that.” “Yoshi, what is that up in the sky?” Daisy asked. Yoshi looked up he saw a large red object soaring down from the sky. “It’s going to hit us!” yelled Yoshi.

Yoshi and Daisy dived out of the way from the object. It was Santa’s sleigh. The reindeer had all landed awkwardly and they seemed to have snapped their legs in have. Santa Claus and Ms. Claus got out of the sleigh and saw Yoshi. Santa went over to Yoshi and said, “Yoshi my old friend, what are you doing out here?” “Well, I was going to the finest Casino and Hotel in Moscow until that stupid fembot over there wrecked my flight!” Yoshi replied as he pointed towards the stewardess bot. “I see you still have your Ms. Clause bot.” Said Yoshi. “Yes she is great company on these trips.” Santa answered. “Well which way should we walk to get to civilization?” asked Yoshi. The stewardess bot spoke up, “According to my GPS system we should walk south.” She pointed southward. “Alright lead the way” Santa said merrily.

The stewardess bot walked quickly south and everyone followed. Then, out of nowhere, something swooped down from the sky and snatched the bot up. “What in Hell was THAT!?!?” shouted Yoshi.