Deposit ideas here.

[Kriegsaffe No. 9]

Because I'm needing some drive, and because there's writers out there in desperate need of ideas, smack down your idea for fembot hilarity and see if anybody bites.

Here's a few I'm not using:

1. A robotic diving instructor "springs a leak."

2. A gynoid maid needs to update to tackle her newest assignment.

3. A prominent company releases a "do it yourself robotic conversion kit." (Okay, I plan on using this one, but not in a gynoid-y context.)

4. The school's electronics department puts together a gynoid to help out at chem lab/gym class/the obvious.

[ButchyBoy]

I actually have something like No. 2 on my big scribbly book of ideas, but with a few different twists.

[maax]

Isn't that the plot from I-Robot (the movie) with a lot sexier looking robot?

[maax]

Isn't that the plot from I-Robot (the movie) with a lot sexier looking robot?

[Kriegsaffe No. 9]

Hey someone caught it!

This is the last place I expected anyone to smack down some Lovecraft reference. Day made is me!

And "hilarity" is just a term I use for "genre-appropriate activity." So, for instance, "horror movie hilarity" is not (purposefully) hilarious, but rather genre-appropriate. It's a weird slang-quirk of mine.

[Kriegsaffe No. 9]

1. A gynoid is or contains the final piece a cult of the Elder Gods needs to finish the ritual to summon Yog-Sothath, Shub-Niggurath, Cthulhu or any of the other nameless Horrors into this universe.

2. A haunted house is actually a giant deathtrap for people who enter. It is maintained by a "ghost" of the owner's wife who is actually a gynoid.

3. A small group of people are invited or transported to the evil and terrifying town of Silent Hill. One of the people is a gynoid who murdered her owner in an attempt to be free and has been guilt-wracked ever since.

4. A gynoid suddenly becomes sentient. Her creators cannot explain how this has spontaneously occured, not realizing that certain elements of her construction have allowed a spiritual being to enter the shell and use it as a host body.

5. A scientist is murdered by his own creation, a gynoid. This leaves a mystery for others as they discover she is actually programmed to topple the corporation that created her and her father meant for her to kill him as an atonement for the horror the corporation is about to unleash on the world.

6. A race of alien, brain-eating, monsters (think Illithids boys and girls), creates a gynoid to infiltrate human society and discover more about humans. Probe our weaknesses and send back data on how best to use and dispose of us.

7. Cosmic horror invades the world as they begin a mass infiltration into society. Their alien bodies allow them to enter humans and either eat them from within, painfully to animate the shell, or ride them like parasites. The shock troops of this horror are nano-mechanical robots that enter and completely convert humans into obedient androids. However one gynoid rebels and begins seeking other converts as the androids can tell who is infected and who is not.

Waitasec...You don't think these are funny?

1. "I am the gatekeeper. Are you the Keymaster?"
--"No."
(door slams) (pause) (knock on the door)
"I am the gatekeeper. Are you the Keymaster?"
--"Yes."
(comes on in)
: Ghostbusters

2. "...ghost pirate robots? What the--you don't expect me to READ this, do you?"
: Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal

3. "You killed ussss!"
--"No... I didn't!"
"Yes you did."
--"No, I didn't."
"Come on, you so did!"
: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

4. "Your mother is here with us. Do you want to speak with her?"
--"Mom! Get out of there!"
Mom: "You're no fun..." (leaves)
: Scary Movie 2

5. *sneeze* "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
: I, Robot (yes, I laughed at that line)

6. "Oh--my! You look just about ready to eat his brain."
--"I don't eat brains."
"Don't be absurd. I've never seen you more thirsty for brains in your life!"
: Section 8 from Delta Green.com

7. "They Live! We Sleep!"
: They Live! (aptly)

Because I feeled like it.