Get your comedy skills cracking

andoroido · Post by **andoroido** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:39 pm

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/

Send in your entries for "Top Ten Signs your Wife is a Robot"

selected entries get a free mouse pad
(would you believe I actually got one?)

Hopefully this is the beginning of a summer of comedy/parody
based on The Stepford Wives.. I'd be watching every
sketch comedy show I could.
Hopefully some skits will be made, and they'll get
the robot acting down right.

andoroido

MacG4CubeBoy · Post by **MacG4CubeBoy** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 11:55 pm

She's only interested in your weedwacker

fection · Post by **fection** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 5:42 am

This is jokingly mysogynistic (or is that mysgynoidistic?), and pandering to the ol' cliches, so cut me some slack....

Top 10 signs your wife is a robot.....

She seems cold hearted, she’s a real stickler for detail and she’s always 100% right - other than when she blows her top and babbles incomprehensively......

fection.

jpetoh · Post by **jpetoh** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:41 pm

She wouldn't let you have sex with her because you're not PS2 compatible.

Baron · Post by **Baron** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:57 pm

Pressing her nipple opens your garage door................

kb7rky · Post by **kb7rky** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:57 pm

Her hard drive keeps crashing...oh, wait...

She complains about YOUR hard drive crashing...

Doug

jpetoh · Post by **jpetoh** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:50 am

Her pre-nuptual agreement is a Dell service contract.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:33 am

Mirage's top ten

1 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit and runs into walls none stop.

2 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit and rips off my arms from my thorso

3 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit and rips my head clean off from my thorso

4 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit rips off my genetalia in one wank

5 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit and goes watch Stephords wifes at the theater and find it good

6 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit and rips out my legs from my pelvis

7 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit and makes a new sitcom for FOX

8 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit and makes wild love to my computer

9 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit and rips off my thorso from the rest of my body

10 Sparks comes out of her ass and goes ape shit and goes see her sisters on Fembotcentral.com

Mirage

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:50 pm

The reply that I wrote for the Letterman TOP TEN was something like:

....HER CONTROL TOP PANTYHOSE HAVE A SERIES OF BUTTONS ON 'EM.

-----minkwheel

petey · Post by **petey** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:05 pm

"She's trying to breast feed the toaster"

"She's inexplicably attracted to Al Gore"

"You're sipping brandy, she's sipping motor oil"

"At the wedding, her father kept trying to sell you the extended warranty."
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and that's about all I've got.

Rotwang · Post by **Rotwang** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:17 am

1) She spends an abnormal amount of time dusting your Transformers collection, sighing a lot.

2) She gets her beauty products from Radio Shack

3) She comes with a vacuum cleaner attachement socket in a very strategic place.

4) Alien invasions in the area have mysteriously ended since she moved in with you

5) You keep finding tiny screws in the bed after she's not been feeling well

6) She has a shrine dedicated to Isaac Asimov.

7) Her washtable has a motor oil tap.

8 ) When she's on a low hydrocarb diet, she chews on electric cables

9) She could do a great impression of Jimmy Stewart, but only when that old faulty microwave was on.

10) She complains about lines around her eyes and you say that the scratches in the chrome are barely visible.

qbard · Post by **qbard** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:10 am

1) Refers to sex as "Plug and Play"

kroid00 · Post by **kroid00** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:41 pm

Here's the actual list created by the contest winners.

Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is A Robot

10. She gets aroused walking by the nuts and bolts section at Home Depot

9. Keeps referring to Al Gore as "our leader"

8. For the third night in a row, she serves floppy disks for dinner

7. Plays back phone messages without an answering machine

6. Your first child has an "Intel Inside" birthmark

5. On your wedding day your father-in-law gives you warranty and product registration form

4. When you come in from the garage with oil on your hands, she shrieks "Murderer!"

3. Has a tattoo on her ass that says "Assembled in Mexico"

2. Cries out "Affirmative! Affirmative!" during sex

1. Refers to your PC as a "slut"

Get your comedy skills cracking

Get your comedy skills cracking

My entry...

Your Wife Is A Robot