Too lame for Fembot Central: Koto - Jabdah

Keizo · Post by **Keizo** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:27 pm

I remember this one! Thanks for posting it. Just seeing that fembot lying in the background brought back memories

Keizo · Post by **Keizo** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:31 pm

My memories are fine, good sir. My grey matter harkens to a time of innocent lust for fembots when content was few and far between. The only thing "lame" in this is your wrist, since you obviously mis-typed.

Keizo · Post by **Keizo** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:41 pm

Given the general direction of your "stroke," perhaps if you repeat it enough times you may actually achieve a sense of a gentleman of "good standing." Being a one myself I see no reason to "shrink" as you say from this disagreement. You, sir, may insult my intellect to your own peril.

Keizo · Post by **Keizo** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:50 pm

I accept your gauntlet but a fiend you have proven to be by your scandalous Haiku. Well two can play at that game, though no civilized persons of manners should ever have to, so I reluctantly counter your point in defense of this masterpiece of 80's hysteria:

Koto Jabdah song
Like birds rare melody brings
Memories long past

Keizo · Post by **Keizo** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:59 pm

If it's a limerick you reduce to then a limerick you shall have, but you have been warned, wretched simpleton!

There once was man named Robot
Who thought that he could be a good shot
But when it came to the duel
He kicked like a mule
As he cried home with his nose running snot

Keizo · Post by **Keizo** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:13 pm

Challenge accepted! My honor will not stand for such disregard for proper appreciations of art. Your pentameter is lacking, here is a lesson for you.

O misguided lashing in sleep did he
Upon dreaming he could counter righteous words
And surely dreaming when challenging me
The keeper of luminous visions unheard!

Keizo · Post by **Keizo** » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:19 pm

It would not have been a challenge had I not a worthy adversary! I bow to you, sir, that next we meet it will not be on the battlefield but in a factory of fembots!

Baron · Post by **Baron** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:48 am

Hey!!! I resent my man K being slammed as a "scoundrel."

I mean honestly - in the last twenty-five years he's NEVER shown up to one single meeting!!!

Tread very carefully, lest a "crazy moose get loose in the hoose," and REALLY trash the place, kapish?

DukeNukem 2417 · Post by **DukeNukem 2417** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:52 pm

Ah....am I missing something here?

Moxon · Post by **Moxon** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:13 pm

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen on this board, hands down.

barakuda · Post by **barakuda** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:30 pm

A goodd oldfashion bnattle of words from MC Robotman and MC Keizo. Get a dj and you two could be the next freestyle hiphop sensation. Awsom job very fun stuff

ryuhadoken · Post by **ryuhadoken** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:49 pm

1 and a bit words

AWESOME-O

Keizo · Post by **Keizo** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:49 pm

I raise a glass to the future!

Too lame for Fembot Central: Koto - Jabdah

WTF?

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