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Post by Voodoo » Wed Aug 28, 2002 9:03 am

I apologise if this link has been posted before, but I was researching bits and bats today on the subject (am still learning y'see!) and found this beauty:


http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/
(This is more amusing than anything else, but that is my own personal opinion. Whatever floats your boat!!)

These comments were found beside the link to it:

You are a candidate for CybOrgasMatrix if you meet any of the following criteria:

You desire an ideal but otherwise unattianable sexual partner
You have a robust libido
Your sexual needs are unfulfilled
You are married, but often away from home
You are a married couple seeking adventure and variety
You are divorced and afraid of involvement
You are too busy or shy to socialize
You are single and desire sex but afraid of disease
You are hanidcapped, sexually dysfunctional, deformed, disfigured, or anti-social
You are a Technosexual (a people objectifier or a robot sexualizer)
You are incarcerated or leading the life of a hermit
You are seeking immediate, peak sexual gratification from a partner who is always available, always ready, who won't make demands on your time or wallet, and who is disease-free

If this offends anyone, I apologise, but I didn't write this I merely found it and it is only meant in a light-hearted way. Hope you can all see the amusing side.

Voodoo.

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Post by KOS-MOS » Wed Aug 28, 2002 11:36 am

That doll is *so* ugly! It looks like a poorly-done drag queen! :lol:

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Shoot it, Shoot it!

Post by fembotfan » Wed Aug 28, 2002 10:41 pm

It's comming strait for us!

That thing is terrible I hope I never see one in real life or it will cause nightmares.

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Post by Voodoo » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:17 am

That thing could potentially put you all off asfr for life!!! LOL!!!

Everyone will go visit that link, see that doll, leave the board and the asfr community for good and I'll be sat here going "Oops!! What did I do??!!" LOL!!!

Voodoo. :D

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Post by kb7rky » Mon Sep 02, 2002 3:31 pm

Voodoo wrote:That thing could potentially put you all off asfr for life!!! LOL!!!

Everyone will go visit that link, see that doll, leave the board and the asfr community for good and I'll be sat here going "Oops!! What did I do??!!" LOL!!!

Voodoo. :D
"Bring me a bucket...I'm gonna throw up!"

Mr. Creosote, Monty Python's "Meaning Of Life"

God, what an UGLY sex doll...they made it's boobs too big. They also forgot to add "If you have deep pockets" and "If you're really desperate" and "You can't get a real live flesh and blood human female."

Geez, the real person they modeled it from is better looking...but her boobs are just too big for my personal taste.

That's it, Voodoo...I'm swearing (not off ASFR, but at that site...ECCH!!!)

RealDoll's site is MUCH better (and the dolls are better looking, too!)

http://www.realdoll.com
C'mon over & check out my other webpage:

The First Church Of Buster

And, the homepage:

Mythbusters Fan Club.com

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Post by andoroido » Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:15 am

I don't know what is worse:

That .. that... *thing*... is so ugly.

OR

It's also more expensive than a Realdoll. (I think.)


I wonder if anyone actually bought one?

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Post by kb7rky » Thu Sep 05, 2002 4:49 pm

andoroido wrote:I don't know what is worse:

That .. that... *thing*... is so ugly.

OR

It's also more expensive than a Realdoll. (I think.)


I wonder if anyone actually bought one?

andoroido
Do you ***really*** want to find out???

(shudder) :?
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The First Church Of Buster

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Post by UserJesse » Wed Sep 25, 2002 7:58 am

Voodoo dear, I think that thing just turned me off for life
*runs for a bucket, ....walks back to keyboard*

As mentioned before, she looks like a poor excuse for a drag-queen, and her facial expression suggests she is saying something like...

"what?! what?! I can't hear you sonny!"

*Mental note, click any of voodoo's links in a very tiny window* =P
JK JK =)

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Post by Voodoo » Sun Oct 13, 2002 4:04 pm

LOL!!!!!!!

I should start putting certain warnings on my posts. Two main ones in fact:-

WARNING UNO: This post could well give your asfr life away to others. Minimise it or look at it later when more private!

WARNING DOS: This post could well trigger problems to your health. You may feel nautious or faint. Sit with your head between your knees, take deep breaths and return to post when calmer and more prepared!!

LOL!!

Voodoo :)

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Post by Miss Silver Karakuri » Sun Oct 13, 2002 5:58 pm

Well warning uno wouldn't bother me surfing the net in the middle of a crowded shopping mall, or school classroom ('WHERE IS HER FACE?' 'Oh thats just her with her faceplate off shes a robosex droid! Aint she HOT! *Giggle* :D' )

Warning Duos well okay yeah youve come up with ONE bad one Voodoo but you come up with some great links don't worry about it, your quite the scourengine.
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Post by Voodoo » Mon Oct 14, 2002 3:29 am

Well, many thanks Silver!!

I actually look these things up to try and educate myself on the subject and then decide to share my findings with the group.

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Post by BethBot0101 » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:28 pm

Well, what sturck me was how absurdly big the hips are and how small the waist while how big the breasts.

Kind of either looks like someone's first attempt at dressing up if they are a crossdresser. No self respecting TS would look like that if she could avoid it.

Say Voodoo how about this warning?:

WARNING - WARNING - WARNING

DO NOT READ

j/k

Seriously, keep up posting them there posts.
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