TALES OF THE UNTOLD TALES OF THE A-MEN: EasterEnders

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After a long, hard day of battling long hard battles....all day.....our heroes relax and recharge a bit by relaxing and recharging at their local coffeehouse SCONEHENGE. As usual, The A-Men have a team member WORKING at Sconehenge to be an extra set of ears for information to help out with serious cases...because it's widely known that henchmen and bad guys blab a lot when they sit down for tea and scones.... and if you didn't know that, I guess it isn't as widely known as originally thought.... but you know it now....spread the word so that it CAN BE WIDELY KNOWN....Thank you. ANYWAY..........Sconehenge BOTISTA Greenlee IS a member of the A-Men.....a plant who actually IS part PLANT if you don't already know..... ancient Stepford technology mixed with living plant tissue gave the world a mechanical botanical "BORGANIC" teenager ----she IS bright green in color...but NOT all that bright, if you catch my drift......she learns a little each day like a living, growing being SHOULD......let's learn along WITH HER today.............that's 'CODE" for let's listen in on the conversation, YES, LETS!!!

HERE COMES GREENLEE----and she seems pretty happy>>>>>>>>>WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! HERE COMES PEEETER COTTONTAIL....HOPPING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL.....HIPPITY HOPPITY EEEEEASTER'S ON IT'S WAAAAAYYYY!!!!!! HELLO EVERYONE!!!----I HOPE THAT THE EASTER BUNNY WILL BRING YOU LOTS OF GOODIES THIS EASTER SUNDAY!!! Weeeeeeeee!!!!

CIEPHER 5985---TOP A-MEN agent....COMBATTLOID EXTREME ASS KICKER--SHE COMBATS EXTREME ASSES FOR SURE>>>>>>>>>>> WHAT are you BABBLING about GREENLEE?

GREENLEE>>>>>SILLY CIEPHER! --DON'T YOU KNOW PETER COTTONTAIL? ---He's the EASTER BUNNY! ----he brings baskets full of synthetic grass, chocolate eggs and marshmallow PEEPS to all the good girls and boys in the world on EASTER SUNDAY!!!

CHARITY CASE (BUFFYBOT'S KID ALL GROWED UP AND STUFF)>>>>>>>> COOLNESS! ----A HOLIDAY THAT COMBINES TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS..... CHOCOLATE, and BITING THE HEADS OFF OF LITTLE BABY CHICKS!!!!! -------tell me MORE about that SYNTHETIC GRASS though...........where did I put that bong?

GREENLEE>>>>>>I'M NOT MAKING A FUNNY....THE EASTER BUNNY IS REALLY REAL!!! ---Haven't you seen him on the television laying CADBURY CREME EGGS EVERY FEW MINUTES? --- he does that for all of the children!!!

CHARITY CASE (still Buffybot's kid all growed up and stuff like that there)>>>>>>>>>> LIKE EEEwwwww....I ain't eating ANYTHING that comes out of a rabbit's ASS... for SURE!!!!

CIEPHER 5985>>>>>>oh OOF-ta!!!--- EASTER SUNDAY isn't about THAT......it's so much MORE!!!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>> LIKE the EASTER EGG ROLL in WASHINGTON D.C.!!!

CONFUSED GREENLEE>>>>>>>>>Aren't EGG ROLLS from CHINA???

CIEPHER 5985>>>>>>>> I'm getting a sick headache...... STEPHANIE, HELP ME OUT HERE!!!

STEPHANIEBOT GETS ANOTHER CAMEO courtesy of THE CAMEO CORPORATION.......STEPHANIEBOT IS A REALLY REAL HUMAN BEING AGENT OF THE A-MEN ENCASED IN A BODACIOUSLY BODACIOUS GOLDEN METAL ROBOTIC SHELL and that dear friends, is BODACIOUS.........anyway.... she's about to speak....... SPOTLIGHT PLEASE?

BODACIOUS STEPHANIEBOT>>>>>>>EASTER IS A RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY CELEBRATED BY MANY KIND HUMAN BEINGS. LEGEND SAYS THAT IT'S A CELEBRATION OF GOD'S SON NAMED JESUS WHO WAS A WANDERING PROPHET.....MANY PEOPLE DIDN'T BELIEVE HIS TEACHINGS AND EVENTUALLY, HE WAS NAILED UP ON A GIANT CROSS BY PEOPLE WHO JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS TRYING TO HELP THEM......EVEN WITH ALL OF THIS TORTURE....JESUS ASKED HIS FATHER TO FORGIVE ALL OF THE PEOPLE FOR KILLING AN INNOCENT MAN..... JESUS DIED FOR THEIR SINS TO SHOW HIS COMPASSION FOR HUMANITY.

GREENLEE>>>>>>>JESUS........DIED FOR PEOPLE'S SINS?

STILL BODACIOUS STEPHANIBOT>>>>>>>Yes, Greenlee.....and everyone was forgiven.

GREENLEE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BUT THAT'S SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----WASN'T JESUS BORN LIKE FOUR MONTHS AGO AT CHRISTMAS???? ----THAT POOR LITTLE BABYYYYY!!!!!!

STEPHANIBOT>>>>>>>>>>OH......nooo.....this happened many years LATER......OH MY.......but if it makes you feel better Greenlee..... THE MIRACLE of EASTER is that JESUS ROSE from being DEAD to live again at the right hand of his father.... GOD God'sSELF !!!!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>FRIGGIN' A COOL!!!!!!! ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!-----ZOMBIES ARE WICKED COOOOLLLL!!!!!

STEPHANIEBOT>>>>>>>Humans PREFER to call him a HOLY SPIRIT......

GREENLEE PROCESSES THE NEW INFO>>>>>>>>>>> I still like my FLUFFY BUNNY STORY BETTER..........HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!! Heeeerrrre comes PETER COTTONTAIL... HOPPIN DOWN THE BUNNY TRAAAIIIILLLLLL..........(as she skips away forgetting to take everyone's order at the coffee house)

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>PRAISE ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!! -----oh...DAMMIT! ---She took away that basket of SYNTHETIC GRASS!!!!!
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Not everyone celebrates Easter, Passover, etc. on this board.... and this was not written to offend.... it's just a story, I don't want anyone's panties in a bunch...... I've been blessed every day in my life. Every day is a gift....that gift is to be shared. WELCOME SPRING!!! Life begins anew.