THE BRYTESTAR FILES - Hey isn't that the DOME SISTERS?

[Brytestar]

Author's note: This has been trapped in my head for the longest time. So think of this as a welcome distraction. I want to see how Minkwheel (and whoever else wants to try) would run with it. So another Brytestar File now in play. Enjoy.

JAKE: Well what a nice day at the beach. You know we can use some extra scenery..

(Then out of nowhere triplets appears in yellow bikinis.)

JAKE: Dang what are the Dome sisters doing here?

DOME SISTERS: MUST KILL....

JAKE: Um, take a number BUFFYBOT will be here to entertain you.

(Suddenly a guy in some floating chair with a typewriter appears.)

?: (In some computer voice) I am Doctor Mentalvic I have built the Perfect race. LOL.

JAKE: Where have I heard that before?

DOME SISTERS: MUST KILL....

DM: You have foiled me for the last time Mitch!

JAKE: Look Doc....I think you got a few bolts missing so why dont you get your perfect race out of my sun. I don't know who this Mitch clown is..

(JAKE is made into a volleyball for a few minutes. However he reaches for that remote.)

JAKE: Lucky for me the check cleared. I need BUFFYBOT POWER NOW!

(The DOME SISTERS create more havok as things heat up. Can BUFFYBOT get there to turn up the heat some more? Find out!)

[minkwheel]

Oh YEAH.....BUFFYBOT IS there.......but right now, she's at the CRAFT SERVICES TABLE scarfing many.....MANY CHICKEN WINGS. Beachy keen, star of stage and screen, LATE FOR THE SCENE!

IN THE DISTANCE...... WE CAN HEAR JAKE'S CUE.......

JAKE since the check has cleared and all that>>>>>>>>....aaaHEMMM!!! ----i said.......I NEED BUFFYBOT POWER.....LIKE NOWWWWW!!!! ALREADY!!!!!

BEACHY KEEN BUFFYBOT>>>>>>I'M COMING you RAT BASTID!!!-----WHERE DID YOU PUT THE WET NAPS DUDE??!!? I GOT WINGFINGERS!!!

JAKE IN VOLLEYBALL FORMATION STILL.......EXCEPT FOR HIS HAND ON THE REMOTE which makes him slightly less aerodynamic, but I digress>>>>>>>>> I'LL CANCEL THE CHECK then........I can DO THAT.....after I recoil.....OW!---FRIGGIN' A---OW!!!

BITCHY KEEN BUFFYBOT>>>>>>OH....ALRIGHT you big BABY......let's get this OVER WITH!!!
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....and so...... since Buffybot always gets what she wants......... this chapter is OVER WITH............... for now..... but she WILL kick some ass soon...... if actors work on SUNDAY, they get TRIPLE SCALE pay.........I hope Jake KNOWS that....

VOLLEYBALL SHAPED JAKE >>>>>>>>>shit...... REALLY? dammit.

[minkwheel]

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!!!! ----triple the day...TRIPLE THE PAY! ----HACKTRESSES OF BUFFYBOT'S "calibre" get TRIPLE SCALE pay on Sundays....it's a HOLIDAY TOO... so Jake's gonna FEEL IT.........but the pain he's feeling right now is due to the fact that he's still in the shape of a volleyball, sans one arm holding a remote...... all because of those DAMN DOMES.... here's what's going DOWN at the moment.....aside from our I.Q. LEVELS from reading such nonsense on EASTER..... go watch DAVEY AND GOLIATH or something.

EVIL DR. MENTALVIC GUY ala STEVEN HAWKING LOOKIN' DUDE IN A FLOATING CHAIR FROM THE SHARPER IMAGE>>>>>>>>>> typing on a typewriter that gives him a sonovox voice.... ALSO FROM the SHARPER IMAGE CATALOG>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I-HAVE-WAITED-YEARS-FOR-THIS-MOMENNNNNNNNNNNT-MITCH!----RE-VEN-GUH ----IS-A-DITCH-BEST-SERVED--OLD --------<errrection>-----COLD! (kids.... these speak and spell things aren't accurate sometimes.... bear with the poor guy, okay? --he's typing as fast as he can with those tiny fingers of his.........look at him GO!

FAST TYPING BUT STILL EVIL DR. MENTALVIC GUY>>>>>>> GO!--MY-BEAUTIFUL-CREE-A-SHONS---DESTROY!!!--DESTROY!!DESTROY---MITCH'S-BELOV-ED-BEACH!!!!!

LOVELY TRIPLET BIKINI CLAD BOTTERY BEGINS TO DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY>>>>>>>>>>they're not just DOING IT.....they get to SAY IT as well....so HOORAY for voice recognition software........as if>>>>>>>>>>> DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!

.........and they DO! -----KICKING OVER KID'S SANDCASTLES.....TIPPING PEOPLE'S ICE CREAM CONES INTO THE SAND....EVEN THROWING HOT DOGS from the SNACK BAR onto the beach ....insert your own 'SANDY FRANK" joke here 'MYSTIES" ..... ANYWAY.... BACK TO THE STORY.........

EVIL DR. MENTALVIC GUY STILL IN THE FLOATING CHAIR AND TYPING>>>>>>>>>BLONDES-DO-HAVE-MRRRRR-FUN!------hahahahahahahahah------I-AM-ROO-NING-YR-DREAM-MITCH ----JUST-AS-YOU-HAVE-ROOND-MINE!

Okay..... so much havoc is being havocked ....those blonde triplet bikini clad TANDROIDS are AMAZING..........BUT THEY STILL ARE HAVOCKING and we can't have THAT..... ENTER BEACHY KEEN BUFFYBOT...........

BEACHY KEEN AND FINALLY ON THE SCENE BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>YOU'RE RIGHT CREEPY CHAIR GUY.....BLONDES DO have more FUN.....especially with a cashier's check stuffed in my bikini top........I'll make SHORT WORK of these BEACH BLANKET BIMBOS!!! ----WATCH ME WORK IT!!!

CREEPY FLOATING CHAIR GUY>>>>>>>wait for it......he's typing...............oh...okay here....>>>>>>>>>>>DEFEND-YOUR-MASTER-MY-BEAUTIES!!!!

DONES IN UNISON>>>>>>>DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY! (Not much of a vocabulary on these bims, now...is there?)

BEACHY BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>>>YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND CHIPETTES! (gee... I sure wish you folks could see the chop sockiness of Buffybot's retaliation....but I'll have to throw in some sound effects to make up for the fact that you can't see her chop and sock.....maybe if you shake your monitor around a bit it might add to the cinema varite' look and feel of the battle before you...........SFX CUE WHIFF! punchity punchpunchpunch! CHUFF CHUFF!! PUNT! chuff chuff enuff!

CREEPY FLOATING CHAIR GUY>>>>>>TYPING----------STILL-----------there ya go>>>>>>>>>>MY-BEAUTIFUL-DOLLS-----THEY-TOOK-ME-YEARS-TO-BUILD-----------THEY-WILL-WIN----- THEY---ARE-PRRRFECT!-------hahahahahahaha--------

BEACHY BUFFYBOT>>>>>>>oh CREEPY CHAIR GUY-----THEY'RE FAR FROM PERFECT------THIS ONE CAN'T FIGHT WHAT SHE CAN'T SEE........

BUFFYBOT QUICKLY JAMS ONE OF THE SANDY DUMPED ICE CREAM CONES INTO one OF THE DOME'S FACEs----sand in her eyes, ice cream up her nose and in her mouth ...shorts out her systems.............she's OUT! -----

FIRST DOME>>>>>>>buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!! SPARKS ENSUE.... SHE KNEELS TO THE GROUND.....and then, the telltale 'MOOOOOO!" sound effect ........these things always "MOO"........go figure.

BEACHY BUFFY>>>>>>FAR FROM PERFECT #2------THIS ONE'S GOT SAND DOWN HER PANTS (BUFFYBOT QUICKLY STRETCHES SECOND DOME'S BIKINI BOTTOM AND LETS IN A MOUND OF ANNOYING SAND........and ladies...... you know how uncomfortable THAT is.................) Second Dome starts to fizzle fo'shizzle......forgetting to DESTROY....she's too busy trying to get the sand out of her computery cooter----------FIZZLES.....FALLS, AND......yes.... MOOOOOOsss!!!! STRIKE TWOOOOO!!!

BEACHY BUFFY>>>>>>FAR FROM PERFECT #3 ------THIS ONE'S GOT CRABS!!!!! (most of us could see this one coming..... Buffybot quickly sticks a grabby CRAB down the third DOME's bikini bottom.......she dances around a bit....fizzles...kneels.....and MOOOs...... STRIKE THREE..........YOU'RE OUT CREEPY CHAIR GUY!

CREEPY CHAIR GUY DR. MENTALVIC>>>>>>>>>MY-BEAUTIFUL-DOLLS!!!!!---YOU -ROOND-MY-PLANS-TO-MAKE-MITCH-PAY-FOR-WHAT-HE-DID-TO-MEEEEEE!!!

VOLLEYBALL SHAPED JAKE>>>>>>>>>who the hell is this MITCH guy you're always BABBLING about? THERE AIN'T NO MITCH here!!!!

CREEPY CHAIR GUY>>>>>>>MITCH-EGAN-----HEAD-LIFEGUARD-----HE-PUT-ME-IN-THIS-CHAIR!!!--------------YOU-ARE-NOT-----MITCH-EGAN?

VOLLEYBALL SHAPED JAKE>>>>>>>>>>I'm FROM MICHIGAN.....but that's not MY NAME.....

CREEPY CHAIR GUY>>>>>>Oh---------well-SHIT!

VOLLEYBALL SHAPRED JAKE>>>>>HEY BUFFYBOT----HELP ME OUT HERE... IT'S KINDA HARD TO BREATHE SHAPED LIKE A VOLLEYBALL.....

BEACHY BUFFYbot>>>>>>>>>WELL THEN...LET ME HELP YOU GET SOME AIR!!!!!!!! ------Buffybot kicks Jake high into the sky....giving him plenty of air...but since his hand is sticking out...he creates drag and changes his direction.......falling earthbound........right smack into that bank of jagged rocks that every beach has...... you know the one where all of the used condoms and rusty needles seem to end up in? ----YEAH...THAT ONE.....

VOLLEYBALL SHAPED JAKE>>>>>>>OOOFFF!!!----OW....ow!!! FRIGGIN' A ---OW!!!

...............and as if on CUE.........CAMEOS BY THE CAMEO CORPORATION... ROBOTMAN, KISHIN, and TRACE VENOM come by....
----------------POSING AS A BEACH ........CLEAN UP CREW..........THEY DRAG THE THREE DOME'S OFF OF THE BEACH.................JUUUUUUST DOING THEIR DUTY................

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(Author Note: Dang! Awesome set up Mink! Only you can pull this off! )


JAKE: (Soaring thru the air but does break free) At least Buffenator did get to work. Of course she is right about the owie. Lucky for me I had Buff take care of EVIL DR. MENTALVIC's account as well. So it'll be awhile before he can build the v2.1 DOME SISTERS!

MESSED UP DR. MENTALVIC GUY WHO CAN'T STAND THIS MITCH CLOWN: Blast you Mitch!!!!! You trashed my bank account!!!!!!

JAKE WHO LANDS ON DR. MENTALVIC BUT HAS A FEW MORE OWIES: Thanks for the cushion Doc. While it was awesome that Buffenator DID take care of the v1.5 DOME SISTERS. It is nice for the CAMEO CLEANUP CREW to come in but.....I think that they missed something.

BEACHY BUFFYBOT WHO NOW WEARS A YELLOW BIKINI AND NOW LOOKS SUNBURNED: HEY!

JAKE: You did rocket launch me into the air. Thanks goodness for insurance. Now then Doc......for you little stunt.

DR. MENTALVIC IN HIS FLOATING CHAIR USING THAT TYPEWRITER TO SCREAM LIKE A PANSY: EEEEEEEPPPPPP!

JAKE DIGS IN HIS HEELS: Quadslammeroo! (He uppercuts the floating chair then headbutts the 'good' doctors several times in a row. Then he rocket launches DM into the air and lands in some green tub.) That's what you get for calling me Mitch. Oh and BUFFYPOO. There should be another deposit in your account and you can thank DR. MENTALMUSH for that.

BEACHY BUFFYBOT HAS MORE DOLLAR SIGNS: Thanks MENTALMUSH!

THIS MITCH CLOWN IN A YELLOW SWIMSUIT APPEARS: Hey have you seen.....

JAKE LETS BEACHY BUFFYBOT DEAL WITH THIS OUT OF SHAPE CLOWN: Nope....sorry.

BUFFYBOT SEND MTICH HALFWAY ACROSS THE LAKE: POW!

JAKE: As I was saying one more thing is missing. (Goes to the dump site and grabs the v1.8 DOME SISTERS points the remote at them.)

DOME SISTERS: Yes master....

JAKE: BUFFYBOT got that cash and I got the v1.8s so they don't end up with that MITCH CLOWN. Of course we all know that DR. MENTALMUSH will be back with the v2.1 DOME SISTERS.

DON HUMP APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE: I'll buy them for a dollar!

JAKE: Like not for sale. Ladies...

(THE DOME SISTERS AND BUFFYBOT TOSS DON HUMP halfway across the lake as well)

JAKE: Now that's the ending I was looking for. (JAKE grins big time)