Poll Finds 1 in 5 People Would Have Sex With a Robot

Bane · Post by **Bane** » Wed May 07, 2014 9:25 am

Found this article on reddit today:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2 ... robot.html

(I hope this is the right place to post this)

darkbutflashy · Post by **darkbutflashy** » Wed May 07, 2014 12:33 pm

Robotman wrote:How does the mere availability of sex robots spell the end of human relationships?

Obviously the same way gay marriage does.

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dale coba · Post by **dale coba** » Wed May 07, 2014 12:56 pm

They should have wrote:Poll Finds 3 in 5 People Lie, Say They Wouldn't Have Sex With a Robot

- Dale Coba

tdlsn · Post by **tdlsn** » Wed May 07, 2014 4:05 pm

Everone knows that only loser types (hetero males) would have/want to have sex with fembots. You can throw in misogynists and sexual deviants along with.

TheSpotConlon · Post by **TheSpotConlon** » Wed May 07, 2014 4:12 pm

A quick trip around Reddit shows that many females, to paraphrase Achewood, think that getting with a robot is an ill idea. You will also see the boring and incorrect persecution of heterosexual males stated ad nauseam until it begins to look like fact. I'm inclined to think the first idea is much more plausible than the second.

Bring on the legions of sex robots!

--NightBattery-- · Post by **--NightBattery--** » Wed May 07, 2014 7:02 pm

still, 1 of 5 is a happy number.
at least it is not 1 in a 100.
sexbots could become a glorious birth control system.
gloooo-rious...we could tame the most asshole part of our nature.
once widely available there could be a lot less hormone-driven births.
less small penis based power struggles and politics.
and we wouldnt have to fear the Malthusian apocalypse.
glorious, with pet dolphin and all.

darkbutflashy · Post by **darkbutflashy** » Thu May 08, 2014 12:40 pm

...many females... think that getting with a robot is an ill idea...

Of course it's an ill idea. If we would be functioning correctly, we would pull a random woman into our cave and not let her out unless absolutely inevitable.

Post by **Spaz** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:07 pm

According to Stephen Colbert, 4 in 5 people are lying.

King Snarf · Post by **King Snarf** » Sun May 11, 2014 7:23 am

Robotman wrote:
...a third expressed fears that automatons posed a serious threat to humanity.
We have Hollywood to thank for this.

Hey, now! As someone who's had a bald joke thrown his way by a robot, I think this is a very valid concern! First, come the jokes. Then, the pies in the face. Then the robots collectively drag humanity off-stage with giant vaudeville hooks!

Miss Pris · Post by **Miss Pris** » Sun May 11, 2014 11:36 am

tdlsn wrote:Everone knows that only loser types (hetero males) would have/want to have sex with fembots. You can throw in misogynists and sexual deviants along with.

Oh no! I'm a misogynist hetero male sexual deviant!!!

tdlsn · Post by **tdlsn** » Mon May 12, 2014 3:51 pm

I never tire of the ultra enlightened views and humor some folks display here.

King Snarf · Post by **King Snarf** » Mon May 12, 2014 9:02 pm

tdlsn wrote:I never tire of the ultra enlightened views and humor some folks display here.

Hey, I referenced vaudeville hooks. I'm doing what I can.

Miss Pris · Post by **Miss Pris** » Thu May 15, 2014 8:48 am

I didn't realize our humor was on trial here. I thought I was just agreeing with the frustration surrounding a stereotype...

KingJeremy · Post by **KingJeremy** » Thu May 15, 2014 10:41 am

Miss Pris wrote:I didn't realize our humor was on trial here. I thought I was just agreeing with the frustration surrounding a stereotype...

Oh don't take it personal Pris, this guy hates everything about this board.

King Snarf · Post by **King Snarf** » Thu May 15, 2014 10:44 am

KingJeremy wrote:
Miss Pris wrote:I didn't realize our humor was on trial here. I thought I was just agreeing with the frustration surrounding a stereotype...
Oh don't take it personal Pris, this guy hates everything about this board.

Even me?!? But I'm delightful!!!

Miss Pris · Post by **Miss Pris** » Thu May 15, 2014 12:05 pm

You ARE delightful, Snarf

And you're both right - you can't please everyone, and there should be more discussion of the eerie similarities between vaudeville and robots taking over the earth.

Miss Pris · Post by **Miss Pris** » Thu May 15, 2014 12:17 pm

KingJeremy · Post by **KingJeremy** » Thu May 15, 2014 12:35 pm

King Snarf wrote:
KingJeremy wrote:
Miss Pris wrote:I didn't realize our humor was on trial here. I thought I was just agreeing with the frustration surrounding a stereotype...
Oh don't take it personal Pris, this guy hates everything about this board.
Even me?!? But I'm delightful!!!

Clearly you're a miserable bastard, Snarf

King Snarf · Post by **King Snarf** » Thu May 15, 2014 3:56 pm

Miss Pris wrote:You ARE delightful, Snarf And you're both right - you can't please everyone, and there should be more discussion of the eerie similarities between vaudeville and robots taking over the earth.

N6688 · Post by **N6688** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:29 am

"Poll Finds 3 in 5 People Say They Wouldn't Have Sex With a Robot"

so if i put this fembot: http://media.monstersandcritics.com/gal ... 740085.jpg in front the guys that say this
and she would say: fuck me, you can use me any way you want.....master.
they still wouldn't fuck it?
sorry but any straight guy that hasn't got a girlfriend ,what am i saying EVEN IF THEY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, they would still fuck it.

darkbutflashy · Post by **darkbutflashy** » Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:31 pm

N6688 wrote:sorry but any straight guy that hasn't got a girlfriend ,what am i saying EVEN IF THEY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, they would still fuck it.

Nah, the Barbie looks isn't everyone's favourite. But your argument is still valid.

hypero2 · Post by **hypero2** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 5:41 am

Considering that 20+ years ago, I was quite sure that I was 1 in 5 BILLION people who would have sex with a robot, (and the fact that I've met many intelligent and mostly well adjusted people (joking) here), perhaps we should be pleased with the 20%!

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