Regret : last part -Enjoy!

[Mirage]

Taking a pause from my story, I ordered another beer for me and my audience. I then notice it grew to 6 people now, listening to my story. I went for a piss and came back to sit and continue my tale.


Slowly, the door started to open. I ran and pushed my weight against it. "Hey! What's happening in there?" asked Robert, one of my co-worker who is always snooping around for gossip. "Me and our boss are busy fucking each other, and if you tell one soul, she will fire you so quick, your head will spin!" I grinned at him, threw a small crack in the doorway. "Ok.. Ok.. I'm leaving." he bitched, leaving the door. One emergency averted, now the next one. Grabbing the remote, I pressed the pause button and made my boss shut the fuck up. Called my buddy who gave me the remote to immediately come here and fixed her up, since he's the android specialist. After one hour of waiting in her office, my friend came. "Phil, you gotta fix her up!" I begged him. After chuckling at my situation, he repaired and reactivated her. She acted like nothing had happened and we all went back to work quickly. Before Phil left, he asked me strangely how was the sex and if it did hurt. I laughed out no and it was wonderful. He smiled and left for his job.

I realised it was too risky to use the remote at work, so, I decided to bring it with me at a few nightly different locations. First, at an expensive restaurant, I used the remote on their entrance hostess android and fucked her in the men bathroom. Next, I went to the movies and screwed with the ticket attendant android. Even at a parking garage, I had fun with a android parking valet. All female, of course.

The next morning, I decided to take the day off and go at the Disney resort close to my city. Of course, I brought the remote. Let's see, I secretly screwed most of the androids from story land, Cinderella, Snow white, that sexy evil witch, Red ridding Hood...a few more that I can't remember. All of them had great cha-chas. Mmmm.. Best day at Disney I ever had.

The next few days were mostly like this, sex everywhere with almost any female android I could meet, it was the best.

Then it happened. Sunday, my balls and dick felt they were on fire. I look in the mirror and they were extremely swollen. I called my pal Phil to ask him if he knew something about this. "Come at my house right now." he asked me. Arriving at his house, I was walking like a cowboy who rode his horse for 24 hours none stop.

Unzipping my pants, he looked at my problem and expressed painful sentiment to me. "I heard rumours about this, but I didn't know they were true." he mumble. "What the fuck are you talking about?" I quizzed him quickly. ‘Let's get you to a doctor right now!" he quickly ignored my question. Dropping me off the doctor, he said he needed to get something urgently. The minute I entered the doctor's office, the doc saw me and rushed me in emergency. "Doc, what's wrong with me???" I asked him scared.

‘Sir, have you been having sexual encounters with female androids lately?" he asked me seriously. I nodded. The doc sighted and left the room for a second and came back with some sawing tools. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???" I almost screamed at him, now totally scared shit less. "Sir, if we don't remove your testicle and penis right now, you will die in about 24 hours." he said extremely concerned about my life. "HOW?? WHAT??" I asked quickly, grabbing my crotch, protecting it. The doctor pause and sat beside me and explained to me what my friend Phil didn't mentioned to me. "Some companies who has female androids, secretly install a special cream inside the virginal cavity of the androids that when penetrated by a human male, it release a lethal chemical reaction that penetrate the membrane of the penis and incubate a spore that will kill the human host in about a week. The only way to stop it, is to remove the infected organs, where the spores are breeding. Sadly, you are at the last stage of the incubation." the doctor explained. I cried for about one hour and let the doctor do is magic on me.

So, now I knew why my friend Phil asked me to try the remote before him, to see if the rumours were true, and sadly, they were true. Phil of course, disappeared, knowing I would kill him if I ever meet him again. In conclusion, the doctor chop off everything and I am still alive 8 months after this event in my life.

Now, everyone in the bar was listening at me, starring at my crotch, somewhat disgusted or frightened in some way. "Your bullshitting us? Right?" asked one of the guys who I started telling my tale for. I unzipped my pants and showed I was now totally Enoch.

"One last word, android pussy are the best, but not worth the price!" I smiled, finishing my 8th beer.

The end.

[tinyspider]

I think the man told this to prevent his public trying the same so he can take more androids he he...

[Brytestar]

It was interesting I wanted to add something to the story.


1. Perhaps the narrator got revenge in some form against his 'former' friend.

2. A gynoid was among the listeners and she just grin at the narrator sad state of affairs.

3. The same gynoid can be feel his pain and suggest some form of radical surgery.

4. Perhaps the narrator can found an unowned gynoid and program it to teach has 'former' friend a lesson. (This ties in with number 1)

I'm sure that others out there might suggest some more additional scenes. I would be happy to write up some extra scenes dealing with this or any other story for you Mirage.

[Brytestar]

Here's a solution to the poor man's problems: The Bionic Johnson!
(We can rebuild it. We have the technology. Better, stronger, faster.)

That's the radical surgery I suggested in point 3. I just COULDN'T SAY IT.