Batman:Fembots Part 1

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His brand new leather-bound shoes made a distinct clicking noise as he walked briskly across the courtyard. Lex Luthor was a billionaire business man who was very busy concerning his companies new product, The K.B.

The K.B. had run into some major legal issues involved with Wayne Industries’ “Loren Ray Project”. Both the K.B. and the Loren Ray project were highly advanced robotic humanoid prototypes. Wayne Industries has sued Lex Luthor’s LexCorp over the similarity of their two products. The Case was today.

Sweat dripped down from the bald head of Lex Luthor as Bruce Wayne’s attorney, Harvey Dent starting asking numerous questions that made Lex even more nervous. Then Lex remembered his back up plan, he threw up, high into the air, a half-dollar coin. That was the signal for one of his many goons to hurl acid directly into Harvey Dent’s face.

Screaming in pain Harvey tried to wipe the acid off the half of his face that the acid had covered, but he couldn’t get it off before it did permanent damage.

And so the case was called off and both companies were allowed to build fembots. Wayne Industries eventually decieded to scrap the idea since the average person could never afford one. Lex Corp on the other hand had other ideas….

Lex Luthor has plotted to take out both Batman and Superman using these fembots. In a grand conspiracy, Lex meets with a man by the name of Edward Nigma aka The Riddler.

“It’s been awhile Nigma.” Said Lex in his cool clam yet smart tone of voice

“Please, call me Riddler.” Said Riddler

“After all of this is over Riddler you and your fellow Gotham criminals will have free reign, and you all will get some private funding from my company.” Explained Lex

“Yes, yes…but, Question, Where is the fembot you promised me?” asked The Riddler

Soon after an African-american woman in her early twenties dressed in a skin-tight white body suit came into Lex’s office.

“Answer: right in front of me.” Stated The Riddler with a wide grin on his face

“You’ll find Taylor here is one of our most advanced fembots. She is equipped with machine guns, super strength and a custom made Kryptonite laser, incase Superman shows up. Remember Riddler, you’re supposed to be the mastermind behind this whole thing, I wish you luck.” Said Lex

“Question: Who else is envolved in our little scheme, who else is getting one of your robotic beauties?” questioned The Riddler

“Well your not supposed to know incase you give in to batman’s examination of you if you get captured but….a few of my clients include Joker, Mad Hatter, and Mr. Freeze. They all have their own specific reasons for buying my product…you should get going with phase one of the plan, Nigma.” Answered Lex

“It’s The Riddler” corrected The Riddler

“Whatever” replied Lex


GOTHAM

The thunder rolled across the gloomy cityscape as a cold rain fell down on the city, The Batman was definitely prowling. Comissioner Gordon parked his police car outside of the Gotham Park Green house. He had heard someone had broke in, Poison Ivy no doubt he thought.

Pamela Isley, or “Poison Ivy” was a very seductive professional criminal who lured the men of Gotham City using her body and her favorite pet plants. She usually wore nothing but a set of ivy leaves in the shape of a leotard.

“This is the police. Come out with your hands up.” Yelled Comissioner Gordon into the megaphone

Batman, like a ninja, cut a perfect circle hole in the top of the glass and jumped into the Green house. Poison Ivy was waiting for him.

“Hello Batman….I’ve been waiting here for you all night….come closer.” Ivy whispered seductively

Batman did not answer as he threw his re-enforced, weighted rope at her. It successfully captured her, but only for a moment. Batman was shocked when Ivy simply flexed and the ropes snapped instantly. Running at top speed, Ivy punched batman right in the ribs, which sent him flying across the green house.

“Damn it” Batman said under his breath, he could tell he just broke a rib. Batman was still trying to figure out where Ivy’s new found strength had come from when he saw Ivy remove her face.

“What….?...a…robot?” thought Batman.

Ivy walked towards Batman, holding her face in one hand, her breasts bouncing in tune with the clicking of her ivy-green boots on the green house floor.

“Good bye, Batman.” Ivy said in a now robotic monotone voice

There was a huge explosion and the entire green house lit on fire. Batman had to struggle to get out with his broken rib but he eventually escaped thanks to his fire proof cape. Comissioner Gordon was blinded for a few seconds but as his sight returned he could of sworn he saw someone standing in the flames of the Green House.

“Harvey?” thought Gordon