The Real Slutwives of Stepford
{Stock footage, flying over luxury Miami]
Two hot-hot-hot chicks, bikini sunning by the pool. I'll call them Katie and Taylor.
Katie's on her phone, humble-bragging about going out tonight with her owner (and two other wives; because four is too much work to keep track of), to be seen hanging off him at the most exclusive night club or yacht party.
You can tell that K + T hate each other like "real housewives" should.
They are jealous of any attention that their husband/owner gives the other.
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[Here's the engine: They are programmed to have to be nice to each other ON BALANCE.]They don't need to use a smartphone to connect and do their internet dirty work, because they are devices. We see cut-aways or cross-fades of FB page status updating, rumor-mongering, instagram photoshopping, and etc., versus the lovers having a good fuck session.
When one scores a great slam against the other online, the victim responds with malfunctions of shock and rage, but those are immediately suppressed by her strategy to mount up niceness in the real world, to enable her own further online attacks.
Katie's going to get the worst of it, by which I mean she's going to score the final, biggest on-line attack against Taylor, and Taylor will eat her out until Katie is spent and broken.
Uh-oh; Taylor realizes that she is wa-a-a-a-y out of balance on her niceness debt to Katie. Malfunctioning Taylor attempts a mistaken atonement by taking herself to orgasm, performing to please a broken Katie (though she will obviously not be appreciating the attempted niceness, and it won't be counted.)Katie wrote:I thought, making love was nice... you broke me...That wasn't very nice.
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Pacing, building towards climax.
Real Mean Girls online; malfunctions; and hot lesbot action.It's all about the careful choices of social media attacks, scaling up with malfunctions which adorn Katie and Taylor's otherwise pretty-conventional, romantic, even tender sex scene; malfunctions added like diamond earrings or a bracelet, to give the adoring eye further excuse to scan that particular part of her anatomy.
Imagine social media attack options, like these! [and consider that these "hacks" could also be done in their real Twitter, Instagram accounts - meta advertising!]
- For Twitter, I'll need a bit of research on their actual tweets. These attacks can be small, "real housewives" material, human stuff. Building, rapid small ping pong for foreplay.
- Taylor sets up Pinterest galleries with the most tacky, ugliest last year's fashion wear, in Katie's name, and tweets about them. Katie could actually pose in something awful, like Taylor photoshopped it (but it would be photo real).
- Katie hacks Taylor's Tumblr, posts photoshopped images of Taylor fatter; maybe disassembled; maybe vomiting curbside at the club.
- Taylor makes up a review on Yelp of Katie as a fish restaurant that smells bad and had to be closed down by the health inspector.
- Katie pretends to be Taylor on Whisper (or other anonymous confession site), not very discreetly anonymous, confessing to some delightfully deviant robosexual urges. Or that she ran over a hobo.
- Taylor makes a bland, sad profile for Katie on an adultery hook-up website (see Simpsons, Sassy Madison.com).
- Katie makes Taylor a MySpace page. (BWAWH-HAWH-HAWH-HAWH-HAWH)
That's the greatest insult so far; and once Taylor finishes malfunctioning, that's when she furiously licks and probes Katie to Paradise.
There's a kaleidoscopic wealth of possibility in this template, IMO.
- Dale Coba
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