TALES OF THE UNTOLD TALES OF THE A-MEN --Cryborg

[minkwheel]

It's just after MEMORIAL DAY.....a holiday in America where they honor those who fought and STILL FIGHT for the freedoms that most take for granted. Freedom COSTS... and too many have PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE.........this is what we're going to cover today as we visit our heroes at Sconehenge unwinding after a very hard day battling baddies.....

CHARITY CASE--BUFFYBOT'S DAUGHTER IN A FUTURE TIME IF YOU DON'T KNOW BY NOW....BUT NOW YOU DO, SO IT'S MOOT>>>>>>>>> OOOOOOOWHEEEEE!!! ----tough day trashin' for cash.......heroes for hire--Pound notes all present and accounted for! ----sweet MONAAAYYYY!!!!! -------Charity notices Ciepher 5985 staring off into the distance....distant....... staring.......distantly..........still.........more staring...more distant.......and

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>>COMMANDER!!! -----WHAT GIVES???!!?? ---STOP STARING DISTANTLY....YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT!

CIEPHER MUTTERS>>>>>>>>>.......I ....can't.....I just CAN'T DO IT........I CAN....NOT....DO IT!!!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>>>CAN'T DO WHAT? ---CAN'T GET YOUR MOJO WORKIN? ---I have just the THING.... check out my new ADULT BOOK from the FUCKINGHAM PALACE ADULT BOOKSTORE!!! ----it's the BIG BOOK OF BRITISH PENISES........ I've marked a few choice pages.... LOOK! ---LOOKIT THAT!!! ----FREEEEAKY! ---FREAKKKKYYYYY!

CIEPHER UNFREAKED>>>>>>>STOP IT!!! ----YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! ----I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.....FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY MISSION........I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO...
----- IT'S ABOUT A SOLDIER BOY a few short days ago.... on MEMORIAL DAY......WE WERE FIGHTING ORIN JUJU LIOS AND HIS ARMIES in London.......like USUAL....I'm about to deflect a ray beam....like I've done COUNTLESS TIMES........

YUGO GIRL >>>>>Yah.....EET ISSS WHAAT WE DU!!!---WE SAYFF YUUMANS BEENKS AHLL DE TIME....SO WHAHT?

CIEPHER>>>>>>>>>>>THAT'S just IT! ----WE DO IT ALL OF THE TIME! ---WE'RE ROBOTS and ANDROIDS BUILT FOR BATTLE and COMBAT!!! ---THIS..........this HUMAN BOY........ this YOUNG ..........BRAVE SOLDIER.........boy........DIDN'T KNOW that I could take that beam with ease.........he JUMPED IN FRONT OF THE BEAM .......sacrificing HIMSELF to save what he saw as a simple young GIRL..........HE.....DIED.......for ME!!!

CHARITY CASE>>>>>>OKAY.....so we see why you're bummin' out.....we're around destruction EVERY DAY.....WHAT MAKES THIS KID SPECIAL.???

CIEPHER>>>>>>>>>>>THEY ARE AAAALLLL SPECIAL CADET.....AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT!!!!!!! I .....I don't mean to yell.....but I need to do something for this boy, and I CAN'T DO IT.......

YUGO GIRL>>>>>>>Hwaht du yu niid tu DU forrDIS BOHY, COHMAHNDERR?

CIEPHER>>>>>>>>>>I NEED ......to go to this BRAVE BOY'S FUNERAL........I NEED........TO CRY for him.........................and I CAN NOT CRY!!!

YUGO GIRL and CHARITY CASE>>>>> !!!!!

CIEPHER>>>>>>>I AM A COMBATTLOID ASASSIN and SNIPER....LEADER AND SOLDIER.....I CAN DO MANY THINGS...BUT CRYING FOR THE TARGETS THAT I TAKE OUT IS NOT ONE OF THE THINGS I CAN DO...... I AM PROGRAMMED TO REMAIN EMOTIONLESS ........I can NOT CRY.

CHARITY CASE>>>>So....do what women have done for centuries and FAKE IT! --- easy peasy lemon squeezy!

CIEPHER>>>>>>YOU STILL AREN'T GETTING IT! ---IT GOES DEEPER THAN THAT!!!---this boy .....DIED... for me.........he had a life......and ENDED IT for a complete STRANGER .... bravery and VALOR.......... I NEVER HAVE LIVED SO I NEVER SHALL DIE!!!---I WILL SERVE MY PURPOSE UNTIL I AM OFFLINE.........I FUNCTION UNTIL I MALFUNCTION..... I WILL NEVER DIE WITH HONOR as this boy did for ME!!!!-----I NEED TO CRY FOR HIM....to HONOR him.........

CHARITY CASE>>>>>NEVER LIVED, HUH? ---that's the problem? ---well there's ONE person HERE that can tell you what it feels like......and I can't believe I am saying this ....but ----GREENLEE! ---GET YOUR GREEN ASS OVER HERE....we NEED you for a minute!!!

Borganic Greenlee---hybrid fembot/living plant ala ancient STEPFORDIAN technology gets her ass over there because she is needed.... for a minute.... She is an agent for the A-MEN as well.... but works at SCONEHENGE as a BOTISTA to listen for clues if yakky henchmen come in for tea....... as if... anyway.... here she comes over to the table....

HAPPY GREENLEE >>>>>>YAAAAY!!!!----MY FRIENDS NEED MEEEEE!!!----what may I do for my friends TODAY?

CHARITY CASE>>>>>GREENLEE..... CIEPHER here needs a lesson in being ALIVE..... SHE CAN NOT CRY....can you help her?

GREENLEE>>>>>>>OH!!!----CRYING COMES VERY EASY FOR ME! --BUT for a SOURPUSS like CIEPHER there.... I can CERTAINLY HELP!-------NURSE GREENLEE AT YOUR CERVIX!!! ---You suffer from CHRONIC DRY EYE..... and you can combat THAT with an eyedrop medication called 'RESTASIS" it's TRUE!

CHARITY CASE>>>>Can you get some of this RESTASIS eyedrop medication for the SOURPUSS? -------I mean COMMANDER CIEPHER?

NURSE GREENLEE at your CERVIX>>>>> I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN WHIP UP.......I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!! ----La la LAAAAAAAAA! -------Nurse Greenlee skips away.......and back with some EYEDROP MEDICATION FOR THE SOURpusssssss...I mean CIEPHER.

GREENLEE>>>>>>HERE YOU GO!!! ----TWO DROPS IN EACH EYE WILL DEFINITELY PRODUCE TEARS for a grieving Commander......

CIEPHER>>>>>THANK YOU GREENLEE.....I do appreciate this..... I want to honor my soldier boy properly at his funeral...this will help me! (Ciepher takes the eye dropper and puts two drops in each of her "eyes" ...(plink plink......plink plink!) -------this IS that RESTASIS medicine...Right?

GREENLEE>>>>>>SILLY CIEPHER! -----THIS ISN'T A DRUGSTORE! -----

CIEPHER>>>>>>THEN WHAT DID I JUST PUT IN MY BLOODY EYES JUST NOW???

GREENLEE>>>>>>>>>TOBASCO SAUCE!

CIEPHER FEELS THE BURN.....--------aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!OWWWWWWOWWWWWW FREAKIN' A OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

GREENLEE>>>>>>>>>>>She's CRYING!!!!!!!!!and YOU'RE VERY WELCOME Commander!!!!

------------------------CIEPHER DOES go to the soldier's funeral.....presents him with a speech full of gratitude and honor........she cried for her soldier.....his family hugged a genuinely HURTING Ciepher...........later that evening..... Greenlee feels the burn as well.... the burn of a Commander's FOOT in a cadet's arse. ---that's right.... FREAKIN' A- OWWW!