Christmas in Russia-THE END...FINALLY

[RancidInsanity]

Note:Sorry this took so long I just got bored with the story and really wanted to do Ceres and then I started The Big Crazy Plan. Also, Dollspace and/or Bucthyboy if you could add the Failura Aftermath topic into the Failura topic in the Archieves that would be great. Thanks.

Rita led the party the Baga Yaga's shack. "Misstress, I have completed my mission." Rita called out. Baga Yaga appeared out of nowhere behind the party and swung her pillar like weapon at Ms. Claus and Daisy, knocking both of their heads off. Then before Santa or Yoshi noticed, Baga, Rita, Daisy and Ms. Claus vanished. "Wait,...what the hell just happened?" asked Yoshi "I"m not entirely sure." answered Santa.

What had happened was Baga had used her stealth program to turn every robotic object in 5 mile radius invisible. Then she had Rita carry Daisy & Ms. Claus back to another hid out. "Do you think we should check out that shack over there?" asked Santa

"I don't see why not" replied Yoshi. Santa and Yoshi entered the shack and where instantly greeted with a face full of sleeping gas. "What....the hell..." were Yoshi's last words before falling unconsious.

At Baga's underground lair, Baga had just reattached the head to the now naked bodies of Daisy and Ms. Claus. "Ohhhh, these two are nice." she outloud. "To bad I'll have to basicly destoy them." she countiued

"Misstress, what will happen to me?" asked Rita

"You will meet the same end as these two bots." Baga answered uncaringly

"If that is what you wish Misstress" Rita said

"There! I've finished reprogramming these two. There ready for the only mission before..." Baga's voice trailed off.

Baga activated the two. They stood up and said in unison, "Shall we start our mission now, Misstress?"

"Yes. Go do as I told you." answered Baga trying not to look at them.

Yoshi awoke to find a naked Daisy standing over him. "Daisy? Why the hell are you naked?!?" he yelled

"Shhhh." Daisy said and kissed him slowly on the lips. "Follow me, sexy."

Yoshi did forgetting that Santa was still lying on the ground. Ms. Claus showed up for Santa and easily manipulated him too. Daisy and Ms. Claus stopped at another clearing in the forest, they got on their knees and bowed, Daisy's tail was wagging. "We have brought you the two humans you requested Misstress." they said in unison.

Baga appeared with Rita and smiled, "Good work, slaves." she then raised her hands and thick vines ensnared Santa and Yoshi. Yoshi freaked out when he saw the baga yaga, "Holy shit!! it's the baga yaga!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!....Santa can't you do some of your crazy ass Christmas magic or some shit!?"

"I'm trying but is nearly the 26th now and this baga yaga is powerful!" Santa shouted back.

"Struggle all you want. Tonight is the night my destiny finally is fullfilled! Since your going to die soon, I guess I can tell you the whole story, In 2078, Russian scientists will develop a fembot so advanced it can control nature, hence the vines. Using a hijacked Atlantian time-machine, they sent me back 800 yrs. Back then I looked very old and ugly but as I absorbed more children I become younger, stronger, faster, better. But nowadays my food source has evolved along with me, I now eat fembots. After I eat these three bots, all I'll need to do is eat two human souls before I can evolve into my ultimate from and help Russia take over the world!!!!" Baga Said and then laughed hysterically

"Rita, please remove your clothes." Baga said eagerly
"Yes, Misstress" Rita replied. Then Baga's jaw literally dropped all the way the ground and slowly she started to "eat" Rita. It was like a snake eating an egg. As soon as Baga had swallowed she transformed a bit, she grew a little taller, her forearms and hands now like metal and had spikes all over them. She absorbed Daisy and Ms. Claus and she was nearly 10 ft tall, had six metally spike covered arms, and she ripped off her gown to reveal that the shiny metal plating the covered various parts of her body.

"Now, prepare to become part of the most powerful creature in the universe" Baga lauged. "Oh shit! I always new I'd die young with Santa Claus" Yoshi yelled
Then there was a rumble you could hear it and feel it, a trumpet sounded The Elfin Calvary had arrived! Baga screamed as she was taken down in a flurry of magic attacks, arrows and a few sword blows.

Yoshi and Santa were freed from the vines and whent over towards the elfin army. "Thanks you guys. You were right on time." Santa said to the elves "No problem Big man, we deilvered all the presents too." said one of the Elfin Generals

"See Yoshi, I called them telepathically." Santa explianed to Yoshi.

"I see, hey, you wanna go throw around ideas for our new fembots? I heard one of the elves say Daisy and Ms. Claus arn't in Baga." Yoshi asked

"Sure thing, friend." answere Santa

THE END

[Propman]

Silly but fun. I like it.