Office follies #3

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 9:43 am

Bridget : Good morning, Alice.

Alice : Hi, Bridget..... Hmmmm...

Bridget : Alice, are you okay?

Alice : I don't know.. The boss is giving me a hard time...

Bridget : Did you just have another meeting alone with the boss again?

Alice : Why, yes, and he said I have stolen his heart and he can't stop dreaming of me...

Bridget : Stolen his heart?

Alice : Yes, madly in love with me.. and I hate him so much...

Bridget : Yuck.. Poor you...

Alice : I know... I just want to cry.. if I could... I would...

Bridget : That’s it! I'm going to give him a piece of my mind!!!!!!!!!

Five minutes later....

Alice : Bridget, what was all that screaming and why are you covered in blood?

Bridget : I decided to steal his heart too... literally!!!!

Alice : Silly robot! Hahahaha... Wow, look at his heart, it's still moving a bit!!

Bridget : Yuck.. Human die so easily!!!

Kriegsaffe No. 9 · Post by **Kriegsaffe No. 9** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:21 am

That'll learn 'em. Now we must teach them the ancient and pure rites of Headball(tm), which is much easier for them. Simply download Headball.exe with the ShirtsVSkins.exe protocol errata, and voila! Everybody's favorite overviolent volleyball derivative!

Suck on that, FizzBall(tm).

kb7rky · Post by **kb7rky** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:52 am

Kriegsaffe No. 9 wrote:That'll learn 'em. Now we must teach them the ancient and pure rites of Headball(tm), which is much easier for them. Simply download Headball.exe with the ShirtsVSkins.exe protocol errata, and voila! Everybody's favorite overviolent volleyball derivative!

Suck on that, FizzBall(tm).

I'm wondering if I want to know about that...

Doug

Mooninite 1 · Post by **Mooninite 1** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:25 pm

LOL!

Glad you're not sticking to the same joke as the last two.