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The android nurses who participate at the future hospital

Post by ~? » Fri May 18, 2007 8:30 am

Well, that's the way Babel Fish translates it at least. A new one from the boys at V&R that both excites and repels. As for the good: sexy uniforms, Japanese girls, good sets and props (including artificial looking blue contacts). And from the looks of it, these robots act like robots including the repulsive bit where the nursebot gives a physical complete with built in x-ray and urinalysis. That's right, the nursebot does the testing in one disgusting step.

So apart from that it looks way better than anything pr0n related produced so far since it has something places like NRG have never heard of: production values!

Take a look at the pics and tell us what you think.



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Post by Doctor Robo » Fri May 18, 2007 2:18 pm

The costumes and models are sexy as hell, but the second preview pic is a definite turn off.

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Post by galactus_jones » Sat May 19, 2007 12:43 am

[quote="Doctor Robo"]The costumes and models are sexy as hell, but the second preview pic is a definite turn off.[/quote]

It looks as though its only a small part of the movie, though, so you won't have much problem skipping it.

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Post by Cornelius » Sat May 19, 2007 1:19 am

Robotman wrote:I suddenly feel the need to go to a hospital. :lol:
Is this available in the U.S.? I'm sold!

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Post by andoroido » Sat May 19, 2007 1:47 am

Wow, a great find.

According to the website, the video doesn't go on sale until June 21.

I'm just surprised it has taken so long for Japan, land of robots, nurse fetishes, and porno... to finally come up with this video. Maybe it'll be a series.

I can keep an eye out for free preview clips. But I don't have as much free time these days, so I hope others will keep an eye out too.

Good news is that it is ranked #1 for hits on the production company website. If it sells well, there could be similar sequels, like the mini-boom in "time stop" videos. We can only hope.

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Post by GolemKing » Sun May 20, 2007 5:27 pm

woooo... i think i need to go to the hospital *cough*

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Post by Doctor Robo » Sun May 20, 2007 6:05 pm

Any idea if these 'fembots' are artificial gynoids or converted human women?

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Post by andoroido » Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:57 am

Very good news.

The preview clip is up at the production site linked above.
It seems this is NOT another robot in name only disappointment,
and probably instantly qualifies for Top 5 ASFR videos of all time.

The gynoids are definitely acting very gynoid-ey.
Monotone voice, blank stares, robotic movement, sound effects,
gynoid speech, Android #3 says "detected an oil leak, now 0.2%....I...don't...feel...well..." and decent visual effects.

Only bad part to me seems to be the urinalysis bit (ewww)

Will keep an eye out for extra preview clips and torrents, but don't expect anything until it is released in a couple weeks.

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Post by KingJeremy » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:20 am

I think I'm going to be placing an order for this one. That preview sold me.

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Preview Not working

Post by maax » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:03 am

I'm not sure why, but it's not loading for me. ANy suggestions?

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Post by ~? » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:07 pm

Robotman wrote:I can't view the preview either (in Linux or windows). Can someone snag it from the site and upload it to the FTP?
You got it RM; the trailer is now up for everyone's viewing pleasure. It's called vspds251. There seems to be a fair amount of interest in this vid over at the V&R message board, so hopefully this bodes well for a continued series and for copycats from other companies a la the timestop series. Actually there was and continues to be interest in continuing the radio controlled girls series so I'd say that's two bits of positive reinforcement.
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Post by maax » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:53 pm

You rock

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Post by Nathan » Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:59 pm

hey u would be able to do a raipidshare one could you, were i am now the service won't let me use a FTP now, and apparently i can only down load from certain places. raipidshare being one of them. If you can, thanks in advance.

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Post by ~? » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:51 am

Nathan wrote:hey u would be able to do a raipidshare one could you, were i am now the service won't let me use a FTP now, and apparently i can only down load from certain places. raipidshare being one of them. If you can, thanks in advance.

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Ok, for everyone else who can't access this trailer it can be downloaded from here.

://rapidshare.com/files/36313752/vspds251_300k.wmv.html

Paste into browser, add the "http". Normally I would do a direct link, but it seems better not to here. With places that produce media, I like them to know who their audience is so they know how to make what we want.



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Post by andoroido » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:01 am

Here's the tranlsation, 90% guaranteed to be 75% accurate
and not editied for style, my comments in parenthesis

The full title
"Our Science Fantasy Series (A SERIES?!?! hope they're ALL ASFR)-
Android Nurses in Action in Hospitals of the Future:
A Sexy Future where Humans and Robots Co-exist"


The year 20XX,

In the near future, rapid advances in robot technology lead tot he introduction of the human-shaped "humanoid robot". In national government hospitals, the female-type robot "android nurses are assigned. They obey the "Three Laws of Robotics" *see below
They have no emotions. Take no breaks, and ceaselessly tkae care of their patients day after day (guessing a bit here, the low-rez makes the kanji hard to read)
*Three Laws of Robotics
(you already know these, right?!)


(the talking at the front desk is just calling out patients' names and saying "please wait one moment")

Android #1
Does urinalysis in an instant by drinking it (ewww, hope she got paid extra, or a hidden hose with apple juice)

Android #2
patient asks "I need a favor, could you do fallatio?"
caption
"3 Laws of Robotics, Law#2, a robot must obey orders"

Android #3
"Detecting a 0.2% oil leak for some time."
next scene
"I don't feel well"
caption
Human Excitement (Erectile) Disorder
A problem of the times is men who can only be aroused by androids (gee, I hope therapy covered by insurance, and that there's therpay, NOT a "cure")

Maintenance -1
Android nurses go in for body maintenance once a week

head says "How is the condition of my body?"

next caption
Each unit is tested by our male android technicians for thier ability to provide sexual pleasure to human patients

(Japan has a rapidly aging population, a shortage of nurses, government funded hospitals, and no intention to bring in immigrants to take up the slack. a vaguely human shaped robot is already doing trials being able to lift a patient out of bed and put it in another bed and such.. this science fiction had better become reality, then I'll feel much better about paying Japan's ridiculously high health insurance tax)

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Post by ~? » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:27 am

Thanks very much, andoroido!



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Post by andoroido » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:12 am

ttp://omanco.org/~heart/2007_06_24/a98/

ttp://omanco.org/%7Eheart/2007_06_24/d50/

4 preview clips at each above link, scroll almost to botton, on left

the %7 might be a tilde~ in the second link

Let me know if it works.

Review soon, I got my hands on the DVD.
Quick opinion. NOT Top 5 of all time ASFR.
Some good points, some weaknesses, mainly centering on the fact that even though it's 100% ASFR, it's stilll a Japanese porno, and Japanese porn is usually just plain annoying, this is no exception. More in a couple days.

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File caused my computer to reset

Post by maax » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:25 am

I downloaded the maintenance scene, and when I unzipped it and tried to run it (With Realplayer, because that's what I've been using for the file type) it reset my computer. Now it might be my computer, or it might be my realplayer, but I thought people should know.

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Post by Puppetmaster » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:53 am

andoroido wrote:ttp://omanco.org/~heart/2007_06_24/a98/

ttp://omanco.org/%7Eheart/2007_06_24/d50/

4 preview clips at each above link, scroll almost to botton, on left

the %7 might be a tilde~ in the second link

Let me know if it works.

Review soon, I got my hands on the DVD.
Quick opinion. NOT Top 5 of all time ASFR.
Some good points, some weaknesses, mainly centering on the fact that even though it's 100% ASFR, it's stilll a Japanese porno, and Japanese porn is usually just plain annoying, this is no exception. More in a couple days.
I can´t see the videos

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Post by Cornelius » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:02 am

androido, you want the links next to the "black" previews near the bottom along the left (the ones wtih the bad preview thumbnail). The names on each page will be "--本日のMOVIE0624001--" through "--本日のMOVIE0624004--"

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Post by andoroido » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:17 am

Anyway, for the review.

There are basically 6 scenes.

The intro is in the lobby, the android nurses have good blank stares, and halting robo-voices.. although no sound effect change on the voices. There are servo sounds when they make some movemnets.

Android 1 does an X-ray and uninalysis (in a very yucky way, ewww)
and then does something on her knees. She was OK. Actually most of the "actresses" are pretty good at the blank stare and monotone voice.

Android 2 does what she's asked to do to a guy stuck in bed. A weird part is that one of her blue contact lenses was slipping out of place, so it's either a weird distraction, or makes it seem even more ASFR-ish.

Android 3 is probably the best, and best looking, as the nurse who "treats" a guys ED concerning humans (only aroused by gynoids, we can sympathize) and he has his way with her. While having fun, she starts "leaking" "oil" through a certain orifice. From time to time she says "kimochi yoku arimasen" which out of context in previews, I thought meant "I don't feel well" and was a sign of malfunction

BUT

It literally means "I don't FEEL well" meaning she doesn't feel emotion or sensation. So, there is no real malfunction, although at the end of the scene she keeps repeating the phrase in a loop, which IS a bit of a malfunction.

Android 4 is OK, but the patient being treated is playing the part of some kind of man-child-baby who can only whine and cry.. extremely annoying because he does so constantly. I guess the actress is OK, but the guy just ruined the whole scene.

Final scene is the big ASFR payoff, the repair scene. Pretty good, but not much more than anything you see in the preview photos. In all it only lasts about 2 minutes.
Second part of the final scene is "testing" of gynoids by androids for longevity in bed. One of the gynoids DOES malfunction, but it is just terrible. Her malfunction is just gurgling (actually gargling, annoyingly loudly) some fluid while trying to gasp in pleasure in unison with the other gynoids, no twitching or anything robotic actually. It's just really, really annoying to me. Maybe if they'd done some sound effects over it.

So, in the end
GOOD POINTS - blank stres, monotone halting speech, 100% gynoids all the time, some sound effects, pretty good costumes in theme, nice repair scene with the clever detached head
BAD POINTS - no big malfunctions or freezes, no startup/shutdown, no robotic vocie effects, some really annoying bits, 80% indistinguishable from a hypnosis video if you don't count the costumes.

Top 5 ASFR of all time? No, but maybe top 10, mainly because of the 100% gynoid content

Worth a download, definitely
Worth purchase? Maybe.
Worth getting re-edited and sound effects added? Absolutely!

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Post by KingJeremy » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:26 pm

Spot on review. Get out of my head andoroido.

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Post by tectile » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:35 am

I just watched the video and your review is just right andoroido.

I found the entire experience some what disturbing.

I was under the impression that the guy in scene 4 was mentally retarded or possibly a mental patient and that really creeped me out.

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Post by droidlvr » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:01 am

Thanks for the review andoroido.
Yes there may be some kinks but ultimately I'm not going to complain.
I've been with our group for over a decade now,have searched for and have seen/read/listened to alotta ASFR material. In terms of the effort I don't believe there's much out there that's as concentrated as this film period.
The most we've gotten after all are the mono tone speech and stiff movement with upper limbs positioned like a doll's. I've always believed that if there's going to be a significant ASFR motion flick with the key elements,it's going to come from Japan. This one which happens to be p0rn0 is to me a step closer.My only complaint would be about the pixilation.

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Post by Doctor Robo » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:58 pm

I've only seen the trailer, but the 'urinalysis' scene is big time cringe worthy. I do love the uniforms though, especially the earpiece antenna. Also, who the hell solders or welds naked? Isn't he worried about sparks?

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