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by Kriegsaffe No. 9 » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:17 am
I've seen it. It's a hilarious black comedy, actually. "Don't worry, guys, he just wanted his machette back--AGHK."
At one point the android girl gets nipples installed. When asked why she wants nipples, she replies, "Well, every other woman on this ship has nipples, why can't I?"
She upgrades herself into a combative form to take care of Jason... and knocks him onto the nanotech surgery board, infusing him with cyborg technology. Then he knocks the gynoid's head off. Hilarity ensues.
The movie doesn't pretend to be scary--it's actually a pretty good parody of itself.
*STAB*
"It'll take more than that to kill an old sea dog like me!"
*RE-STAB*
"Yeah... that'll do."
Oh, and there's a scene in a holographic Camp Crystal Lake where a pair of clearly artificial girls say, "Let us injest alcohol and enguage in pre-marital sex!" Then Jason picks one up and beats the other to death with her. Then breaks her over her leg like a twig.