Jessica Simpson in Entertainment Weekly

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:17 pm

Hi kids....in this week's YEAR END ROUNDUP issue of Entertainment Weekly...there is a picture of JESSICA SIMPSON done up as a BARBIE DOLL, and her hubby done up as KEN....I just thought some folks might like to see Jessica sorta looking a bit STEPFORDish. --minkwheel

tectile · Post by **tectile** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 10:21 am

Hmmm, I thought she WAS a barbie doll.
That chick makes our own Stepford Mary look like a mensa member.

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 11:39 am

Stepford Mary

Thank you Tectile!--I do appreciate the compliment! I'm a VERY LUCKY GIRL! I do believe that my smartness has eluded many on this board who feel that am in need of a major upgrade for our upcoming HOLIDAY....We gynoids do not really celebrate CHRISTMAS, but we DO have our own holiday celebration NEW GEAR'S DAY ....when our masters do something nice for us, and we do something nice in return.
I did not have much money to get BUFFYBOT something nice for NEW GEAR'S DAY, so here's where my major SMARTNESS came into the picture .... I was shopping in NEW YORK CITY this week for Minkwheel, when an important FRENCH FILM MAKER stopped me and asked if I would like to be paid to star in an art film......I believe he called it a 'PORNEAU" film..... THOSE FRENCH have a DIFFERENT WORD FOR EVERYTHING!!! He said I was a natural for the camera, and I was SOOOO good at taking direction, that we made SEVERAL films for artists that day..... He gave me a whole $20 for my acting, and something else called "NOWGETLOSTYOUHO" ...I swear that I must LEARN FRENCH....it sounds like a lovely romantic language.......anyway, for being SO nice to me, I will send you a copy of my first new PORNEAU movie........it is called:

DEBBIE DOES DELOS

I hope that you will enjoy it, MERRY CHRISTMAS, and HAPPY NEW GEAR!
--Stepford Mary

tectile · Post by **tectile** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 7:27 am

I'm sure Debbie does Delos will be an instant classic. Can't wait to see the film.