Transmorphers review on AV Club

[jolshefsky]

I feel it's my duty to inform you that in the midst of a review of a gut-wrenchingly terrible movie called Transmorphers on The Onion's AV Club, the following paragraph appears:

And what’s hope without a little fighting atop flying bikes? I felt like Transmorphers was reaching its climax when most of the cast–including the egghead scientist and a robot girlfriend seemingly designed to make good on a lifetime attraction to the Wendy’s logo–took to the skies to fight the killer robots.

In the picture that followed that paragraph, the mostly-obscured face of what I presume to be the "robot girlfriend" actually looks kind of attractive.

To whomever tortures themselves for what is guaranteed to be a total letdown, please post the (presumably) near-worthless screengrabs regardless and let us live in peace.

[jolshefsky]

The whole thing is on YouTube: starting with Part 1. Part 4 introduces our android at the very end, because she doesn't drink anything, and she also stands around in a shiny suit at the beginning. No proof of robotness, although she's back in the shiny, revealing jumpsuit in the middle of Part 7.