I had this strange dream last night. It felt so real. It appeared I was having an issue with my hand, so I went to the repair shop to have them look at it. It appeared that my right hand needed to be rebuilt because it was simply worn out. They recommended the left hand be rebuilt also. But they had to ship them away to be rebuilt, with a 12 week waiting period. I could not be out of commission for that long, so they gave me a pair of non flesh covered silver hands! The tech asked me if I wanted nails or no nails, I chose nails since my broken hands had ruby red nails on them. I remember them installing them, and they felt great...then I looked on the bottom wrists there was a hole and writing that said "oil units daily". So the tech gave me a can of 3 in 1 oil, and said to me "you may or may not need to oil them daily, depends on the use, you may be able to go a 2 or 3 days...depends, now if they begin to squeak please oil them immediately".
So I continuously made fists and released them, they were squeaking, so after he make adjustements to my loaner hands, he showed me how to oil them up. I was not used to it because my body had a self oiling mechanism, but did not work with these "incompatible parts".
Then I woke up...damn....it just felt so darn real to me.
Bonnie
I am not a toy. I am a very expensive piece of machinery.
