Car hit by man

PowerDroid5000 · Post by **PowerDroid5000** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:06 pm

"...He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf..."

That goes to my "things to see before i die" list...

I love cars... But not THAAAAAAAAAT much

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Fri May 23, 2008 4:26 pm

THAT ARTICLE WAS EDITED DOWN! -- I have the EDITED section right here!

Diving into the CHARACTER of "Autophile" FAST EDDIE... We had a quick interview with him.

EDWARD SMITH>>> I prefer the term 'CARNIVORE" or 'VANSVESTITE" really.... I know how to drive a stick!

During the interview, Eddie's new "friend" drove up, and came into the living room, not suspecting that we'd be interviewing Mr. Smith. Grabbing a nearby WHIP ANTENNA ...Mr. Smith was heard saying

Well, Honey... DID YOU GET THAT LEATHER CAR BRA I sent you?

SPEED BUGGY>>> VAROOMaZOOM ZOOOOOM baby!

...........AND THEN..... minkwheel got a call from HANNA BARBERA.... couldn't hear the whole conversation, but the words CEASE and DESIST were pretty darn clear.

valtech1218 · Post by **valtech1218** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:38 pm

wow that is crazy

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Sat May 24, 2008 12:39 am

All too TRUE... and after Eddie gifted a grateful SPEED BUGGY with some cool looking STUDDED TIRES.... they were FOUR ON THE FLOOR once again ...Speedy "took it up the tailpipe" ....AND AFTER THAT... on the brink of EXHAUSTION....Eddie crossed the FINISH LINE after he'd BLOWN THE ENGINE..... --got a million of 'em. --this guy better be careful, he may get a sexually TRANSMISSIONED disease -- if that happens, I don't wanna hear any SAAB stories from him --minkwheel

code_author · Post by **code_author** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:20 am

minkwheel, you are tooooooo funny!

I guess my auto erotica joke isn't going to cut it here.

How about the fact that the one on the right in Borias' picture runs on alcohol?

Borias · Post by **Borias** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:18 am

Baron · Post by **Baron** » Sat May 24, 2008 1:13 pm

Why can't these FREAKS stick to the tried-and-true pastimes like sheep-humping?????

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Sat May 24, 2008 5:30 pm

All Righty then...... TWO GUYS WALK INTO A "BAAAA...." --- sorry about that .... --minkwheel

minkwheel · Post by **minkwheel** » Sun May 25, 2008 12:40 am

....I just read an update .....this ED SMITH guy was just arrested for fondling a car's AIRBAGS in public...........and on another note... what BUMPER STICKERS does he have on his car? 'HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY" -- or, "MY OTHER CAR IS MY GIRLFRIEND" ---cripes kids...I just can't let this stupid thing GO. --minkwheel

Borias · Post by **Borias** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:22 am

PowerDroid5000 · Post by **PowerDroid5000** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:16 pm

Borias wrote:Apparently girls do it too.
http://www.cockhunterz.com/movies/gal195/richards.html

Now That's "Driving stick!"

droidlvr · Post by **droidlvr** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:35 pm

Yeah,I saw this on another site.I immediately thought of some fembot interfacing with the auto's electrical system thereby adding AI to the car.