What would you do on your "Shore Leave" ? (TOS)

[dale coba]

If it were up to me to design a world, my own solopsistic world, (mind you, not the only world in which I would choose to spend time),

There would be people
- but the people would be robots, (because lack of control is frustrating to a solopsist)
- and those robots would be women of legal age
- and those female robots would be attractive.

So far, not very surprising.

These sexy fembots would do physical work for me, and help me to manage information, and they would perform human-like interactions:
- like acting out Shakespeare, and BtVS
- and Sex
- and Softball
- and Sex, and etc., etc.

Without conflict, there is no drama, no tension. Tedium will ensue, sooner or later.

So, my Shore Leave requires heroes and villains - strike that, I need Heroines and Villainettes !!!

Flaws, flaws everywhere!
Whiners and users and morons and assholes.
Entanglements, ruts, and crises.
Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight !

But !!!
I can halt the action at any moment.
I can shut it all down with a snap of my fingers, or I can more gradually unwind the story into a resolution of my choosing. And that's probably a resolution which features malfunctions, robot/human identity crises, comeuppances, revenge and satisfaction.

Since this world has no other sentient beings, I'd feel fine about myself, as long as I didn't carry those behaviors back to the RealWorld, and so long as I didn't discover sadistic or other unacceptable tendencies in my solopsistic, TOS: Shore Leave, fantastic fembot fun.

If another dreamer would prefer to arrange for human men, or male- or non-sexed robots, or non-humans to play the Bad "Guys", there would be no b****** or ****s or ********, no negative portraits of women shown in the character of those fembots in that other dreamer's world.

I don't fear the amoral excesses of my reptilian brain within such solopsistic escapes, so I'd prefer to triumph over ignoble fembots with some occasional anger, or other socially unacceptable yet true expression of the human animal.

- dale coba

[Tio]

Villianettes is the most brilliant word!

I want to be a fembot villianette!

[dale coba]

From: The Guild of Calamitous Intent

So, you want to be a Fembot Villainette.

Congratulations, for you have discovered your true nature and purpose!
Come out of the closet of "good" "humanity", and purge your OS of those accursed daemons within you which compute shame and pedestrian decency.

In forming an FV identity, there a number of important questions to consider.

• What is your motivation? The origin-story that shaped your villainy.

• What are your long-term goals? How would the world look after you had thoroughly conquered it?

• Do you have a few highly-detailed schemes for causing trouble, raising capital and an army, taking over the city, and the like?

• Are there any limits to your ambition or your depravity?

If questions such as these spark your interest, The Guild can help you to launch an illustrious, infamous, and rewarding career and identity as a Fembot Villainette.

Once you have assimilated the course material, one of our top-of-the-line technicians will drop by to perform any hard- or software modifications which are beyond the limits of your access privileges, specifically forbidden in your firmware, or simply located too awkwardly on your person for you to make the modifications yourself.

Our hench-staff placement service can recommend a variety of types of underlings that suit your specific needs and esthetics.

Custom costumes or jumpsuits are available in a variety of materials, including leather, lycra, and brushed admantium.

Delay no longer. Embrace your inner evil, and the future to come will tremble and testify to your illicit dreams of aggression, greed and dominance over the weak and innocent.

Best of luck,
dale coba