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by DollSpace » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:28 am
Author: Allenzo
What is a man to do? Looking around, you see what can really happen when jealousy gets the better of these droids. In this case though, i think ill make an exception and only lightly punish her for the problem.
Two days ago I acquired a new Care and Orginazational Replacement Droid, or CORD, to replace my old model. I had been hearing that these new models now looked more human, instead of those horrible pixilated droids of yesteryear. Much to my surprise, if she hadn't come with a remote control and a giant access shaft, id have sworn it to be some sick joke. I had been waiting for this replacement for well over two years now, and had only gotten it now because my old driod decided to up and kick the bucket. She had seriously malfunctioned, and the extended warranty (well worth its weight in processors) had stated that if it became salvage (far more expensive to repair than to replace) it would just simply expedite an existing order as well as reimburse for the cost.
Everything started out fine, until about 4 weeks later i came home and she was glued to my computer, accessing my files. Seriously upset at the infringement on my privacy, I started to yell at her (not like it really helped, but it made me feel better)
"What are you doing?!"
"Acclimation and acquisition of personal data has been deemed inefficient, and thusly i have been programmed to take matters into my own hands." she replied.
Surprised, and then quickly grabbing the remote, I respond, "Great, i got a defective CORD, now im going to have to wait even longer!" and i proceed to hit the power down button. Nothing happens and i start to panic. I had heard stories of CORDs accidently killing people due to fatal malfunctions in their core logic program or sudden memory loss, and i was fearing the worst when she replied,
"I am sorry master, but i cannot power down during the final stage of conversion, i will gladly power down and report for disassembly if you do not like my present for you." She then stiffly stands up, after unplugging from the computer, and walks over to the next room. To my surprise i find a stripper, twitching on the floor, completely naked with several cords "plugged" into her for a lack of better terms. The CORD, finding out i had quite a bit of threesome pron, decided to kidnap a poor stripper and somehow convert her into another servant. I ask without hesitation,
"What can she do for us?"
In the only time i have ever seen the CORD react perfectly like a human, she smiles a smile the Cheshire Cat would be jealous of, and states, "Based upon gathered information, this woman would be your perfect woman. However, since i cannot adjust to look like her without conciderable cost and time, i decided to canabalize certain parts of my hardware, allowing her to be controlled via the remote at a much less automatomictivity."
"Automatomictivity???" i ask, thinking maybe she invented the word.
"she will basically be a robotic slave that i will need to take care of, if master allows it." she states coldly.
What is a man to do? Well guess what route i took; heres a photo of her a few days after the Conversion completed. On the bright side, apparently she was not missed and we now have a daughter and a son, both of which may end up as vessels.