Be advised, our technology has changed, and so has our phone number.
Call 1-888-CONVERT
Our nanotechnologic conversions preserve her female essence, while ensuring that the resulting automaton has been re-constructed according to the precision design plan carried out by self-correcting nanite swarms.
Replacing the dog is a sensible way to proceed. It can be well used to monitor and record your noisy neighbor's behaviors.
Once conversion is complete, we assemble a duplicate for our Owners, from components and the original's data. That copy comes to work at the Association labs, to teach in the Young Ladies Finishing School, to maintain the Township facilities, or to be used as an agent performing covert tasks in the outside world.
If this process is in keeping with your vision, nominate her for our upgrade process.
You will find your new and improved neighbor-bot to be fully co-operative and compliant in her every capacity.
Dale Coba
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