My Bee's Knee's

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My Bee's Knee's

Post by MrPassable » Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:32 pm

I was in a coffee shop yesterday and one of the Batista's forgot a mini honey jar on my table.
She quickly took it afterwards and apologized to me for some reason.
Little did she knew that I poured almost the entire half of Honey in my cup and placed it back like nothing happened.

Basically I had less of a cup of coffee, and instead a cup of pure jelatin sweetness.
But also the people around me looked at me with questional faces and just shakes their head at me dissaprovingly.

Whatever, I downed it anyways.
Nothing happened after that, just wanted to talk about it.

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Post by tectile » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:44 am

There are only three things you should put in coffee.
A bit of heavy cream.
A bit of Baleys Irish cream.
A shot of Irish whiskey.
Honey :thumbsdown: Shame on you Sir :)

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Post by MrPassable » Mon Nov 05, 2018 1:05 am

My cup of coffee, is 15% caffeine and 85% on pure alcohol.

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Post by Uncom » Tue Nov 06, 2018 1:22 am

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Post by Saya » Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:48 pm

Bit of sugar, bit of milk for me!
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Post by NatalieBayer » Sun Nov 11, 2018 5:23 am

If we are talking coffee recipes mine is usually around a teaspoon of honey, a pinch of salt, half a teaspoon of raw sugar, and some half and half.
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