What kind of toilet paper do you use?

noidguy · Post by **noidguy** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:57 am

Just kidding, folks. It's sad when most of the activity on the forum is in the "Off Topic" section, but that's how it is these days.

Stephaniebot · Post by **Stephaniebot** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:44 am

Morrison's (Supermarket) own brand, seemingly does a pretty good job for me

tectile · Post by **tectile** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:23 am

80 grit sand paper does the trick for me. Around the holidays, I treat myself to a nice 120 or even a 180 grit

Rotwang · Post by **Rotwang** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:55 pm

Whatever my nubian slave girls use on my imperial posterior. Must be silk or something, dabbed with scented oils.

AK · Post by AK » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:34 pm

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Outsider · Post by **Outsider** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:01 pm

If I eat that month, I pop open my side, pull out my waste container, tip it over the sink, and pound. I pop in my other waste container and wash the first.

Alas, no. I think it's store-brand this year.

Baron · Post by **Baron** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:30 pm

Barons don't bother with such mundane matters - we simply explode when we're 60!!! {And I plan to rain down on Madonna when I do...... }

Were I a commoner though, I'd likely be a patron of Charmin Ultra {which used to be White Cloud}, as I have an aversion to TP that's measured by grit-scale!

tinyspider · Post by **tinyspider** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:06 pm

WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS TOPIC!!!
Now I can't stop seeing in my mind everyone in this thread wiping their asses

SOMEBODY MAKE ME UNSEE IT!!!!!!

Stephaniebot · Post by **Stephaniebot** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:23 am

Plays subliminal messages to Araenae

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