Long live Manami!(and other Chen's new work)

[Chen]

Thank you, your response made my day

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (1)

I will post a new series. This series was inspired by the Hatsune Miku's famous PV, named,"When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Dead".
You can see this PV on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcP9HSa9lk4 (English sub)
However, my new series was created in Chinese. Sorry for posting Chinese stuff here. My English ability is not good enough to translate it completely. I will introduce each episode briefly.

http://www.fembotwiki.com/images/5/52/% ... %AAEp1.png

The first episode is an opening remarks. It describes the husband saw that his wife's neck was broken when he came home. He said,"Holy cow, how do you get malfunctioned again!"
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(1)

"呼,下班囉."
結束了一整天的繁忙,踩著輕快的腳步,準備回家.
開玩笑,家裡的老婆,在想著我哪!
"不知道她今天過的怎樣..."一面想著,一面打開家門,"老婆,我回來...呃?!"
看到眼前的景象,我愣住了---
老婆的頸部分成了兩邊,她的頭歪歪斜斜地放置在脖子的一側,露出來的管線還連著身體,但身體已經僵直不能動了;臉部表情也鬆弛掉,只是呆呆地向著我看...
"哇咧,妳怎麼又故障了啊!!!"

[Chen]

Another well-done MMD version(what a pity that it was sung by Kaito ):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNroz7uP ... re=related
I fellowed the scenario to make my episodes

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (2)

http://www.fembotwiki.com/images/7/77/% ... %AAEp2.png
The second episode describes the wife gradually awoke after her husband took away the screwdriver stuck into her neck cross section. He put her head on an instrument to check and recover it. The wife felt sweetly when she was watching lover repairing her body.
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(2)

嘆了口氣,我無奈地檢查老婆的狀況.有根螺絲起子,卡在老婆的脖子斷面.
"嗯...看起來是這根螺絲起子,讓她的主電源線和資料傳輸線短路了,"一面說著,一面拆下老婆的頭.有部份的電路損毀,得換掉.
換完電路後,把老婆的頭裝在儀器上檢查.啟動電腦,老婆僵滯的臉龐,逐漸抽動了起來.
"å•Š..."
"啊啥啊?妳又搞飛機了妳!怎麼天天都在壞掉啊!還能壞成不同的樣子,真有妳的!"
"嗚,對不起嘛.我只是覺得頸椎好像有點歪,想插入螺絲起子,把它調回來而已啊."老婆靦腆地回答.
"好啦好啦,沒事就好."我抱起一旁老婆沒頭的身體,伸手摸摸她的金屬頸椎,"好像真的有點歪.我來調一下..."
"怎麼了嗎?"修理老婆的同時,發現被老婆以奇妙又熱烈的眼光凝視:"幹嘛用水汪汪的眼神看著我?"
"沒怎樣啊,"老婆臉上滿溢幸福的笑容,"只是看著自己的身軀被你輕輕地抱在懷中呵護,覺得我老公真是世界最溫柔的而已."
"唔,笨蛋,在說什麼啦!"
"嘻嘻嘻,害羞了~",老婆說著,"我最喜歡看你修理故障的我了!"

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (3)

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In the third episode, the husband recalled another malfunction of his wife. When he came home, he found his wife sitting on the floor and shouting that her stomach aches.
"However, why does my wife wear fishnet hosiery and high heels as her malfunction goes?" the husband was confused...
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(3)

如同上述的情況,我老婆天天用不同的故障,迎接下班的我.
有一次,她坐在地上,看到我就喊肚子痛,說她側腹的管線出毛病,要我趕快修.
---問題是,故障就故障,為何會邊穿著網襪高跟鞋和內衣邊故障?有人故障的那麼性感的啊?
"老公!肚子痛痛!你在想啥啦!快點修~喔~"
...好吧,別想那麼多了.我湊過去檢查她打開的肚子,但---
怎麼回事?我的眼睛離不開她的美腿啊啊啊!!!
"老婆,妳能不能稍微立起來?坐這樣我會分心."
"不行嘛~我下半身動不了.要不然你幫我搬~"
有沒有搞錯?我都在胡思亂想了,還要我搬動妳的下半身?當心我圈叉妳喔!
不行不行,集中精神,老婆正在受苦呢.首先手指身進去檢查,摸看看她哪邊出狀況.
"啊!哇喔~啊啊啊啊~老公你進入我體內了...嗯嗯,好有感覺..."
是怎樣啦!妳玩我啊!!喔喔喔喔喔!!!!
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後來我衝進廁所自行"解決",才有辦法回到命案現場,繼續修理...Orz

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (4)

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Another malfuction occured in episode 4. The husband saw a separated round hip drifting over his eyesight with some circuits stretched out from it--- his wife's body parts were floating around in the living room. She said since she's also a robot, she wanted to try the "body combination" act as those giant fighting robots usually do it...
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(4)

有時候老婆也會故障的...該怎麼說呢?令人很難想像,很有創意吧!
想想當你一回到家,就看到老婆的翹屁屁從你前面漂過---但翹屁屁上面下面都沒東西...
對,你想的沒錯,就是一顆獨立的翹屁屁,和老婆其它肢體及體內的零件,緩緩地在空中飄蕩.

"老公!回家了?快把人家組好啦!一直盯著人家身體零件看幹嘛?"
"...又故障了啊.妳這次故障得還真神奇.妳幹嘛把自己拆散?"
"唉喲!不快修人家還問.你不知道在空中合體,是女機器人的浪漫嗎?"
"...那是超機人的浪漫吧!哪時候變女機器人了?"我徹底地被她打敗,"好吧,那妳怎不趕快合體?"
"失敗了啊!能合體還要你修嗎?"老婆說著,"我零件從軀體拆出後,手腳都不能動了,現在裝一個回去都很困難."
天才!真的是天才啊!!!
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"摘下"老婆的身體部位和零件後,發現下面有個土製的電磁漂浮裝置,看來是她自己打造的.
真佩服她,為了做傻事,敢拿這玩意用在自己身上.

邊想著邊修她的身體,突然她到她"嗯~啊啊"地叫著."妳是又怎樣啦?"
"沒怎樣,只是看到你在幫我骨盆的連軸器擦拭,感覺很...嗯~"
"妳有個鬼感覺!"我手一揮.
"啊嗯~!你碰到我的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ了啦!啊~"
我回頭看,她拆下來的胸部,在我的右手邊,剛好被我抓到.
"親愛的~輕輕抓~對人家的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ溫柔點~"
吼!!!真有妳的,我快瘋了!!!!!哇哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!

[Asato]

The asian girls you use for these pics are always so gorgeous

[Chen]

Ha,that's why I selected her
I always have a large stock of pics for a series; for example, I have 97 pics of "the wife".
And one day when I get some ideas, I can use those stocks to make a series, maybe several years later

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (5)

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The husband was most scared in episode 5. The wife got a violin and wanted to play it well. As a robot, she didn't try to learn it hard and used the cheat codes. She installed a famous violinist's personality simulation program into her system. However, she messed the violinist up with another shy politicman(their name are similar)...
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(5)

老婆故障的最驚悚的一次,回憶起來還覺得胃在翻攪...

每當門一開,我的眼光總是從老婆的腳順移而上-說真的,我老婆全身上下,沒有一個地方不好看,真不是蓋的!
纖細的腳踝,修長的美腿,扭動的小蠻腰,不大但漂亮的胸部...嘩,我真的好幸福啊~
看到白皙的脖子,接著就是蘋果般的美麗臉蛋...咦?咦!!!那啥鬼啊!!
為什麼會看到會在我老婆美好的身體上,接上了大統領羞澀的臉龐!!!歐買尬!!!
"碰!"我用力地關上門,氣喘呼呼地蹲在外面...
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後來聽...嗯...呃,好吧,<老婆>(這稱呼讓我有點心理負擔)解釋,原來她想學拉小提琴,於是稍微改造自己,把以前她寫的某著名提琴家人格模擬灌入她的系統,讓電子腦演算人格模擬並和她頭部其它部位off-line,再把演算藉由輔助迴路,輸出到接到她脖子的顯示器上---我搞不懂為何得這樣做,但老婆說光灌軟體不夠,要學成就得讓自己變成馬X友本人,方能學到精髓---總之她的電子腦會認為自己就是被模擬的對象,但又同時知道自己是在模擬中.

但是,白痴老婆把大統領的人格模擬誤認成馬X友了...
"不好意思,理智上我還是得稱呼你老公,"<老婆>一臉正經地說著,"老公,我不認為我的人格軟體能做為我對你感情變化的任何藉口,這樣不對,這身體,這電腦應該一直是你老婆的組成.老公,在你修好我以前,我也會努力保持自己愛你,不讓你我的愛情間有任何空隙."

<老婆>拉起我的手,看著<老婆>胸部一漲一縮,一臉堅毅卻又難為情地說著,我---
媽啦!!我不要!!!(奔逃)

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (6)

http://www.fembotwiki.com/images/f/f4/% ... %AAEp6.png
Episode 6 is a summary. The husband thinks that's so strange: his wife's body is such advanced and delicate, evry component of his wife has it's unique complicated structure and function. However, his wife doesn't seem to treat her body very carefully. She usually takes normal electric spare parts bought from the shop to replace similar counter parts of her body. The inner structure of the wife often changed or modified. He doesn't know that his wife is a "fine machine" or a "tough machine"...
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(6)

諸如此類,老婆還有其他屬不清的故障情況,修到我都快瘋了.我對電子機械方面的天份,並不怎麼高超;老婆的身體又是超乎想像的先進.要了解她的構造,簡直是逼我超頻我可憐的腦袋瓜啊.此外她的身體構造有些地方非常精細,修起來戰戰兢兢,怕一個不小心,會損壞老婆到不能復原的程度.

奇怪的是,她對她自己的身體倒很大落落,維護起來隨隨便便,還時常拿些一般的電機零件接到身體上,或改造出奇怪的功能.妙的是竟然還都能用,到底該說老婆這怪機器人是精密還粗糙?有時候老婆的零件還會散落各處.修都還沒修,光找她的零件,找得快急死了.何況老是看到自己心愛的女人,變成一塊塊的,或身體的內部線路都被翻出來,雖然是修的好啦,總也會...嗯,該怎麼講呢...

唉,不說啦.反正修到後來,也會想趁把她修到一半時,捉弄她報復一下.不過似乎都不太成功,越捉弄她越開心,真是個了不起的老婆呀!

對了,了不起的老婆大人,脖子上還插著螺絲起子時就去應門這一點,拜託能不能改一下?已經有兩位郵差和三個推銷員被妳嚇昏啦!

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (7)

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The husband began to recall how did he pursue his future wife in episode 7. In those days, the wife was embarrassed to disclose her reality of her machine body to others. When the husband had the chance to repair his future wife the first time, he was so nervous, touched and satisfied. He knew it's because of the wife's trust in him so that she was willing to expose her inner parts of her body to him. Then, how could he fell troubled to fix the malfunction of his wife nowaday?
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(7)

不過呢,雖然我現在修老婆修得抱怨連連,但也不是一開始就這個樣子的.其實我超愛機娘,結婚前只要我一有機會維修她的身體,根本是興奮到心臟要跳出來了.想起她第一次讓我修她的回憶,當時簡直淚都要飆出...

那次也是我第一次真的看到她的內部機械組成.在此之前,她已經告訴我她是機器人;但親眼看到的感覺,還是差非常多---誰叫她被製造得那麼唯妙唯肖.她輕輕地舉起被砸傷的左腳,讓我檢視她腳背上的傷;後縮的白裡透紅的肌膚下,有著極其複雜的構造.我顫抖地輕握她的腳掌,伸出手指撥開她的人造肌肉.

"啊..."她小聲地呻吟著."要溫柔點喔.損傷的地方,還是有沒壞的sensor,我會痛."
"好,我會注意."回答後,看到肌肉下面的金屬跖骨,有點碰凹了.
在她的指導下,我拆下她的跖骨,修補後細心裝回去.接著替換掉她斷掉的部份人工肌肉纖維,補好皮膚.修好後,她小心翼翼地起身,測試修得如何.
"哇~你修得好棒~對我好溫柔又好細心,以後身體保養維修,還要多靠你了."她此刻的笑容,讓我暗自發誓,要一生守候她,當她的專屬維修師.

......到底,我是否遺忘了最重要的事,與最珍貴的心情?

[liliwinnt6]

Mein Gott! Do you think anyone here can read Chinese?

BTW I can... So, Nice writing.

[Chen]

Haha,as I know, at least 4 guys read Chinese in FC. 1 comes from HK, 2 come from Taipei, and now, I know a new one comes from Shanghai
BTW, do you know any mainland ASFR web sites? I haven't found them...

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (8)

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In episode 8 the husband continues to think back. Once when the couple went on a date in seaside before marriage all night, they feasted on the ambiance of love. Till dawn, the raising sun was shining on the wife's face. The husband was so moved because of such a beautiful scene. Suddenly, the wife stopped smiling and became serious. She said that she finally could be relieved to commit herself to the husband's care. After the husband showed his determination, the wife pull her head off and handed it to the husband. Holding his lover's most important part, the husband softly kissed the wife's rose cheek and swore to treasure her all his life.
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(8)

後來有天跟她去海邊玩,她玩得非常開心.我們還一起看日出,朝陽映在她的臉上,美極了.
突然間,她收起笑容,像是下了什麼決心似的,睜著水汪汪的眼睛看著我.
"比比,自從我讓你維修我的身體後,你修得很仔細,也學得很認真,謝謝你."
"欸,我是妳男朋友耶,修妳的身體怎麼可以不認真."
"嗯,是啊.所以我決定了.之前都只讓你碰小地方,現在要讓你進一步深刻體會我是個機器人.你準備好了嗎?"
"好啊,怎麼體會?"
"比比,看著我!"她兩手托住雙頰,輕輕一舉,頭便離開了身體.
"哪,給你..."老婆聲音顫抖著,把取下的頭遞給我.不安的表情,似乎擔心我不接受.
我小心翼翼地接過她的頭,有股莫名的情緒充斥胸臆.我知道,她完全信賴我了!
壓抑住在眼框打轉的淚水,那一天,我暗自發誓,會永遠珍惜她.

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (9)

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However, after marriage, the husband got a promotion and became busy at work. Little by little, he started to ignore the wife's feeling and didn't maintain her body with his own hands every time. Later, when the wife felt that something went wrong with her mechanical body, she had to dismantle herself and repair her own parts. Would the wife feel sad and lonely? Was she helpless if she made mistake when reassembling her body parts? Thinking about this, the husband feels guilty about his dearest wife. He broke the most sacred promise to his love...
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(9)

然而結婚後,我晉升了,成為課長.頭一次有了部下,也逐漸忙了起來.
而且親手維修老婆總是讓我心動不已,次數一多也越來越習慣,新鮮感隨之消退...
到後來,老是以工作為藉口,常常推掉幫忙老婆身體維修.
雖然是為了工作而努力(?),但沒有信守承諾,讓老婆只好獨自維修自己,這樣做對嗎?
當然不對!
對不起,親愛的老婆,我對不起妳.我沒有體會到妳的寂寞,沒有珍惜妳的溫柔.
回想起來,妳要孤單一人,拆解自己的各部位零件,擔心一個不小心,搞出問題,熟悉的肢體立刻變成不相干的裝置,那感覺很無助吧?
難怪有次加完班(??),回家時她衝進我懷裡哭了起來.她的心情,我竟然完全沒考慮到...

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned (10)

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This is the final episode. The husband found the reason why his wife pretended to be malfunctioned. He did some introspections and felt so sorry about that. He swore to his heart that he will cherish the intrinsic property of his wife as a robot and treasure each part of her body as heartily as he can. After all, isn't it also a form of love to repair and to be repaired?
~Fin~
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當我每天回家時,老婆總是會故障(10)

這麼說來,這陣子老婆會天天故障,大概也是要告訴我她心中的寂寞吧!
老婆,親愛的老婆,我在不知不覺中,冷落妳了嗎?我違背了當初要一輩子對妳好的承諾了嗎?
對不起,真的對不起...請原諒我,老婆...我會重新好好珍惜妳的...
儘管故障吧!今後妳每一次故障,我都會以最認真的態度,好好地修.
當我全心全意維修妳時,彷彿回到了最初只有我們兩人的時刻.我想,這也是一種愛情的形式吧!
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又到了下班的時刻,結束了一整天的繁忙,踩著輕快的腳步,準備回家.
用沒拿東西的右手取鑰匙,心裡想著:"今天又是怎麼個故障法呢?"
我滿懷期待地推開門,大步走進去,"老婆,我回家囉!"
~全作完~

[Chen]

When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends to Be Malfunctioned: Character Settings

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角色設定

老婆:貌似天真無邪的病嬌系小惡魔機娘.有著甜美的笑容,開朗的個性,老是耍笨讓男主角收拾--搞不好都是故意的?
雖然好像啥都不會,其實是電子機械和程式的專家.精通多國語言(自己灌就好了XD),頭拆下後,和身體的接頭裝個轉換介面,即可上網或連電腦.電子腦運算功能強大,用想的就能入侵網站,改寫程式,控制各種電器.可說是隱藏在天然呆外表下的女神級蘿蔔娘.對自己是機器人完全沒有一絲自卑;相反地,喜歡自己在"人"以外,更能有"機器"的屬性.

老公:負責吐槽.大致上是個正常人,總是一面抱怨一面認命地維修老婆,不過心裡好像在暗爽?似乎潛藏的屬性,逐漸被老婆引發了.維修老婆身體的知識和技術,都是老婆教的.每當回憶起當初第一次伸出顫抖的手,輕輕打開心愛女生軀幹的維修蓋,心中的小鹿還是亂撞個沒完.

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Battle Lower Body Haruka

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Fembot Haruka's owner commanded her to scout a cave, but Haruka feared that she might meet some horrible creatures. Finally she found a way to obey the instruction without facing those fearsome things---
"Haha! I'll send half of me to scout that cave!"

[Chen]

Manami's first date 01

Hello, I am Kenta, a freshman of the Asabulu University. Today is my big day, I met my destined mate! Let me tell you the story.

As usual, I lay on the grass and thought about the truth of the Universe this afternoon. Suddenly, I heared some body yelling "Watch out!".I looked back, then saw a baseball flying to me, and...Oh, well, you won't believe me...

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[Chen]

Chinese content of Manami's first date 01

愛菜美的第一次約會01

大家好,我叫健太,是阿撒布魯大學的新鮮人.個性內向,外貌平凡,從來沒交過女朋友,也未曾對哪個女孩心動過.然而今天很幸運地,遇到了我命中注定的真愛.請聽我娓娓道來---

如同往常,午休時我躺在校園的草地上,思考著宇宙的真理.突然間,我聽到有人大喊:"球來了!小心!".轉頭一看,一顆棒球正飛向我.我準備躲開時,又聽到一聲"看我的飛毛腿!",接著...嗯,你大概不會相信吧,我看到一條美腿飛向棒球,似乎要攔截球...

這畫面太令人驚訝了,讓我看到呆掉.飛腿沒踢中球,球離我越來越近,越來越大顆..."咚!"的一聲,打到了我的頭.

"喂喂,醒一醒,你還好吧?"隨著叫喚聲,我從暈厥中漸漸醒來,發現有個女孩正照顧著我.定睛一瞧,哇塞,她好美啊.粉嫩的臉蛋,會說話的大眼睛,溫柔的神情,我是飛上天堂了嗎?

確認我還ok後,她皺著的眉頭便解開了.然而我注意到,她的左腳雖然連在身體上,似乎跟剛才天空飛的是同一根...

"啥?你看到我的腿飛出去撞球?哪有可能啊,看走眼了吧!或許你還有點暈眩."好吧,她都這麼說了,想想也的確不可能.

我們還聊了一會.她名字是愛菜美,也是新鮮人,主修心理學,興趣是了解人類.將離開前她微笑對我說再見."我們還真的會再見嗎?"我問她.

"嗯!有機會的話囉!"她燦爛地笑著回答.噢,那笑容真甜美,彷彿要將我融化...

當然,一定會再見面的!

愛菜美視角:

今天午休我走向圖書館,打算查資料.經過大草坪時,看到有顆高飛球,解算後知道會砸到躺在草地上睡覺的男同學.我大叫"小心"要他注意,但他好像快睡著了,動作很慢.情急之下,我使出絕招"飛毛腿",用力加速左腳,最高速時離體踢向棒球.然而飛腿的軌道沒算準(沒辦法,楔型鞋鞋底太大塊了,影響整隻腿的質量分佈),沒擊中球.球最後打到那位同學的頭.

"唉-"嘆息中我走向...不,跳向掉落的左腳."回來吧!"我的左腳站了起來,等待我把她裝回去.組好後,我走向那位頭被打到的同學,看看他有沒有怎樣.

他漸漸地醒過來,應該沒啥問題.不過他有看到我左腳飛踢的那一幕! 這可不行,一定要糊弄過去."哈哈,你大概還有點暈吧.怎麼可能啊!頭被打到了,要多休息一下."我對他這麼說,他看來大概接受了.好險,開玩笑,我可不想被太多人知道自己是個機器人.

之後我們還聊了一下.他似乎對我...很有興趣?講話結結巴巴的,有時又很興奮.不過他人不錯,也還算有趣,說自己不是睡覺,而是在思考宇宙的真理 哈,我那麼好拐啊.就算是機器人,也看得出你在睡懶覺吧!感覺或許還會見面,當個朋友也不錯.希望他能助我增進對各式各樣人類的了解,就這樣囉~

[Chen]

Manami's first date 02

I joined the pholosophy club ASAP after knowing that Manami is a member of it. We often discuessed metaphysics, theology, cognitive development, and things like those. Frankly speaking, she really taught me a lot, haha . We were getting acquainted day by day. Finally I plucked up my courage to date her--

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Chinese content of Manami's first date 02

愛菜美的第一次約會02

後來我發現愛菜美是哲學社社員,馬上就申請入社了.在社團活動中,我們經常討論很多深奧的東西,比如形上學,神學,認知理論等等--老實說,愛菜美程度高我太多,說是討論,其實都是她教我啦,嘿嘿.我這個"午後草地上的哲學家"還真是名不符實啊...不過我也有在努力,買一堆書回家K,希望能趕上愛菜美的腳步.

日子一天天過去,我們越來越熟悉彼此,討論也變得更熱烈.後來愛菜美還邀我一起去教會--她說有沒有神她不知道,但她原本的認知就是自己非屬於自己,跟基督教"托付給主"的教義是相似的,對"受造"這件事,更是感同身受(好難體會啊...).不管如何,縱使我不是基督徒,看著愛菜美一臉溫柔地禱告,快樂地唱讚美詩歌,想想戴在她胸前的十字架,也的確很適合她啊.應該說,身為教徒的愛菜美,對我而言,更多出了一股吸引力.我完全愛上了這位溫柔,聰明,善良,好學又虔誠的女孩,而且她還長得很可愛!天哪,怎麼那麼完美!我好想變成那條十字架項鍊啊!

某天,我終於鼓起勇氣,向愛菜美提出約會.我發抖著邀愛菜美去大飯店喝下午茶,她竟然答應了!喔喔!還說"那可要好好打扮了",真是可愛!我的天使,妳信上帝,但我可要信仰妳了~

到了約會當日,我低著頭,忐忑不安地等天使降臨.隨著"叩叩叩"的腳步聲,一雙美腿映入我的眼簾.是愛菜美!她踩著一雙秀氣的高跟鞋,穿著輕鬆中洋溢著可愛,被衣擺蓋住的短裙,又帶出一抹性感.太棒了!這樣的女孩,要跟我約會了嗎?我簡直不敢相信,要我大叫哈里路亞,我也甘願了啦!

然而約會並不順利.愛菜美喝了那杯300元的超高級咖啡後,變得很不舒服.她說跟她預想的不同,她的身體看來不能接受咖啡(愛菜美身體不太好,很多東西不能消化吸收,平常也只吃自己帶的).她癱軟地靠在桌邊,說她老爸等一下會來接她,別擔心.不久後,她爸來了.我看著愛菜美上車,心裡的不安漸漸擴散...

愛菜美視角:

從哲學社社辦走出來時,遇到了那位被K到頭的同學.他知道我是社員後,就說他對哲學也很有興趣,想要入社--呃,你也太明顯了吧 他名字叫健太,是機械系的.入社後他常常找我討論,剛開始時對哲學一竅不通,但他還算認真,感覺到一直在進步.雖然是另有目的,有人願意為你用心,還是蠻高興的啦.

一段時日後,我對健太也漸有好感.雖是工科宅男,人還蠻樸實的.每次對他笑都會緊張轉頭,眼睛漂到旁邊;容易臉紅這點,更是讓人好想捉弄他 比較了解他後,我決定找他來我們教會,讓他更進入我的世界.

是的,我是個基督徒,女機器人基督徒.身為女機器人,我對自身那近似於人卻又異於人的存在,一直有莫名的異樣感;而深入接觸基督教後,異樣感稍微緩和了--我本來就是受造,而看似擁有自我意志,其實是被主賦予的.加上我在接受系統維護時,那整個內心都被觸摸,被探索的感受,彷彿有個上主,照拂著你靈魂的每個部份.這些相似點強烈引起我的共鳴,使我的心智系統對教會產生了渴望.我無法確認上帝存在與否,但相信其存在並把自己交給祂,滿足了我內心的需求,補上了缺角的那一塊.去年我受洗時,隨著身體緩緩浸入水中,我程式裡運行不合理的部份,似乎都被整理了,整個心靈順暢地運作著,歡呼著,讓我流下了激動的眼淚.這像不像所謂的聖靈充滿?或許信教只是讓我對自身存在的疑惑找條方便的捷徑,但讓自己過得舒服一點,沒啥不好的吧?

總之我讓自己內心接受了耶穌為主,以滿足情感的運作;另一方面也保留了可以在"上帝不存在"的假設下,對人,對機器人和對這個世界進行理智探討的許可.還好對機器人而言,做這樣的切割是很容易的,算是個優點吧,哈.在和健太進行哲學討論時,我發現他很少會有歧視和偏見,對不同的看法和信仰,可以不持立場地去瞭解,連包容和雅量都用不上.像健太這樣的人,或許能走進我糾結的內心世界,了解我的真相後,還能一如往常,面帶微笑陪伴著我吧?在我把他拉進教會後,看著他的表現,我越來越相信他就是我要找的,能完全接納我的一切的夥伴.

對我健太還是一直會害羞.有一天他總算約了我--我等你好久啦,小傻瓜.約會那天我特別打扮了一翻,要給他"好看".果然,他一看到我,下巴就合不上,講話也結巴了起來,大成功啊 我們聊得很愉快,直到...唉...

說明一下,我雖然不能吃飯,但可以喝一些東西.我食道連接到層析分餾器,喝下去的液體都會送到那邊,進行解析後分送.我身體所需要的液體,如潤滑油,水,奈米機械體液等等,其實都是喝進來的.層析分餾器在處理液體後,會將相關資料送進身體管理系統.我誤以為咖啡是能喝的東西,導致層析分餾器在分析分送時,和身體管理系統的溝通出了毛病,引發身體管理系統的混亂,還把咖啡送到不該送的地方...我不但系統當機,體內還有點毀損,整個人癱在餐廳裡,非常慘.

身體出包後,系統會自動發訊息通知我爸(製造我的人啦).老爸來時一臉臭臭的,看來回去要被他唸了...叫健太不要擔心後,我便被老爸扛上車了.真是個其糗無比的初次約會,真是的!

[Chen]

Manami's first date 03

Today is the most frustrating day of my life.

Due to worrying about Manami's health, I followed her father's car to their home. Strangely, Manami's father didn't take her to the hospital; instead of that, he helded Manami to the basement. How could he treat Manami's sick adequately over there? I only heard her father's scolds and noises like generated by electric screwdrivers. After her father left the basement, I sneaked into it. Then...oh my... I was shocked such deeply...

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I had made another mainp of Manami. This time dear Manami becomes the Folwer Goddess being formed. Although this is not a piece of fembot works, it still has some common features with robots. I post it in deviantart :
http://juchiachen.deviantart.com/#/d5g1zbn

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Chinese content of Manami's first date 03

愛菜美的第一次約會03

愛菜美的爸爸來接她了.她爸榎士郎博士,是很有名的機械專家(大前輩!),也跨足人工智能,可說是機器人領域首屈一指的大學者;近年來更有傳聞他做出了和真人真假難辨的高級機械人.難怪愛菜美雖然主修文科,但對機械,電子和程式的了解也非常深入,都是家學淵源啊!老爸如此厲害,無怪乎女兒這麼完美;若未來交往順利的話,哪天還真能娶到愛菜美,順便當我偶像的女婿,人生可以說毫無遺憾...

扯遠了.幫榎爸爸把愛菜美扶上車後(欸,還蠻重的,真看不出來),我還是很擔心愛菜美 因此騎車跟著他們的車離開.很奇怪,榎爸沒有送愛菜美去醫院,他帶愛菜美回家,然後抱著她進一間地下室.我感到困惑,便悄悄地潛入.榎爸真不愧身負"怪博士"的稱號!家裡擺滿了各式各樣的機械裝置和電子零件,以及一些像人體的機械半成品,傳聞說不定是真的?那我以後一定要請求他教我怎麼做機械人了.

我躡近地下室,聽到們中傳來類似電動起子的聲音,以及榎爸的叼叼唸.他好像在抱怨愛菜美,說不該亂喝飲料;真對不起啊,您女兒喝的那杯咖啡是我請的... 後來還有說他得打開愛菜美的身體徹底檢查之類的話.這就詭異了,打開?難道是要動手術?不會吧,只是一杯咖啡而已...何況榎爸爸是機械學家,又不是醫生,真搞不懂.

一陣子後,榎爸爸走出地下室.我趁機溜進去,想看看愛菜美情況如何.室內關燈了,又有一堆怪機械怪裝置,不停地發出滴滴答答的運作聲,的確很有"怪博士的實驗室"的味道.為什麼要帶愛菜美來這裡?我邊想邊走,直到頭上被撞了一下...

"啊!"我回頭一看.咦?這啥?機械臂抓著一條穿高跟鞋的腿移動,我是被鞋根打到的?仔細瞧瞧,那不是愛菜美今天穿的鞋嗎?那條腿不就是...天啊...

我驚恐地看著那條腿的移動方向,接著...噢,不!愛菜美...我看到她另一隻腳獨自站立著,有小機器手正從它的斷面檢修;軀體被掛起來,脖子連接上不知名的裝置,背後還伸出像是脊椎的東西;有台螢幕顯示了愛菜美分離的肢體,和各自分析後的狀況;最後,愛菜美的頭,被裝在一台儀器上,她還一臉鬱悶地看著緩緩運來的左腿...

瘋了,真的瘋了.原來傳聞中的高級機械人,就是我深深愛著的愛菜美!愛菜美,妳要怎麼告訴我,我的完美女孩,其實只是個偽造物?什麼溫柔聰明善良好學又虔誠,根本都是假的!人工製造出來的!愛菜美,我的心刻上了妳的名字,但你就只是一堆亂七八糟的零件!妳不能成為我的愛人;妳連人都不是!

懷著錯亂的心情,我繞到愛菜美的背後.看著心愛的對象被拆成一塊塊,被怪異的裝置各自檢修,使我內心翻騰不已.我愛的到底是什麼?可惡!我的心這麼沒有價值,因為它屬於一沱數位垃圾.

"愛菜美..."隨著那虛假的名字呼喚出口,我走向她的面前,決定面對這一切.她睜大眼睛,驚慌地看著我,垂著的左腳無意識地扭動起來,如同平常她想事情的動作.真了不起,就算被拆開維修,仍然這麼像人類啊."小健..啊.."我輕輕抓住她的腳掌,那精巧的腳踝和細緻的皮膚,簡直跟真人的一樣;然而大腿斷面內的機械構造,提醒我殘酷的事實.她低下頭,欲言又止,彷彿等著我的下一句話.是該面對的時候了,我問:"回答我,機器人是什麼?機器人的心,又是什麼?愛上機器人,又到底是怎麼一回事?"

愛菜美視角:

老爸帶我回家裡的地下實驗室.這是我出生的地方,最近因為不常大修,比較少來.他打開我的肚子,看一眼就皺眉頭:"咖啡流到其他地方去了啦!這下很多地方得處理了!"接著不停地抱怨我亂喝.可是老爸,你不是最強的機器人權威嗎?怎麼做個機器女兒,會做出吃喝拉撒都不太行的我?哼,這樣我怎麼號稱是完全擬真的女機器人啦,真是...喝個東西也得是層析分餾器有輸入資料的,一點都不像普通女孩.

唉,不只是喝飲料,我還希望有真的味覺(現在是喝下去後,分析完再把成分對應的訊號傳到身體管理系統,讓我事後覺得"好喝").不僅如此,我還希望能吃東西,能消化,能吸收,還能...大出來~我是說真的.人類進食不只獲得熱量,還吸取了建造身體的成份,協調地統合滿足全身的需求,再把不會變成身體的部份排出;我們機器人缺乏能量了就充電,哪邊故障了就換零件,根本不像人類那樣,是由器官共同形成的完整個體.零件與零件間沒有任何關係,只是藉由介面通訊,接受訊息各自運作,然後運作得看起來像是個個體.說真的,我也搞不清楚自己是否真的有自我,還是僅僅是假象?不知道啦,但身體能越像人類,運作能越像人類,構造,能越像人類,或許我也越能認同自己是人吧.有人討厭會大便,但我還自己的身體能大,能體驗食物被自己身體處理的完整過程.很難理解吧,我只是不想做完美的機械組合,我想當個真實的人.

老爸不會了解這點,他也沒有那麼高超的技術,所以囉...回到現場,他拆下整個腹部維修蓋--那是我的肚子啊!人類不能體會,你的一部份在你的系統裡被disabled掉的感覺,有多麼詭異,嗚嗚嗚~接著他卸下我的雙腿,然後取下我的頭,把軀幹懸掛起來檢修.雙腿則因有咖啡滲入,輪流給機器清理並檢查.在我仍清醒且和各部位保持遠端聯繫之下,老爸以電腦連進了我的身體管理系統.這感覺...當我的身體管理系統運作時,被外面不斷地收送資訊,還介入運作,把信號截出去檢視後再送回,有時還經過調變.我信主,相信靈魂的存在;可是若我的自我依存於這一堆可以收發,擷取和調變的電子訊號,我算不算有靈魂?雖然體驗好幾次了,心裡的疙瘩還是放不下.

後來老爸更暫停了身體管理系統,將其取出維修."愛菜美"是被定義於身體管理系統中的,取下後就沒有愛菜美了,只剩"愛菜美的頭","愛菜美的右腳","愛菜美的胸腔"...等裝置,互相連接.人造腦仍在運作,但那只是愛菜美的運算器罷了.我...不,沒有身體管理系統,就沒有我的存在.系統不是愛菜美,但系統規劃,配置,存取,定義愛菜美軟硬體的各個部位,讓愛菜美從各部位的運作交流中產生.直到老爸修好系統重啟後,女機器人愛菜美,才能被認知,讓"我"真正浮現.我的各部份,各自有剛才經歷的紀錄,讓我感受.我倒抽一口氣,這種錯亂感,讓我又噁心又癡迷.此刻我難以分辨,自己到底喜不喜歡身為一個機器人了.

老爸把我身體部位剩下的維護,設定機器自動執行後,他就離開實驗室了.層析分餾器的部份,暫時以假訊號產生器取代(以免身體管理系統運作失常).眼光瞥過四週,我的軀幹從背後打開以進行保養,右腿仍獨自站立,維修手從大腿伸入,清潔美一束人工肌肉(很癢耶);被抓起的左腳垂頭喪氣地,像戰敗的俘虜,哈.想起健太,希望他別太擔心我.我知道他從頭到腳,珍愛著我的每一個部份:)心頭突然抽了一下.健太喜歡的愛菜美,就是這個愛菜美對吧?我想儘量留給健太,那個真正從一開始被他喜愛的愛菜美.現場四散的身體部位,就是能組成原來的,真正的愛菜美的夥伴,我會細心保護妳們的.這是我第一次對愛菜美的既有構成,產生了共同感啊~

"愛菜美,"有人叫我...咦?這聲音?天哪,怎麼聽到了健太的聲音?不會吧,隨著腳步聲,走到我面前的,正是健太!這是什麼情況?啊對,他跟蹤我回家?不重要啦,我現在該..我我...天啊!他都看到了!他心愛的一切,都被拆開,接上電線掛起來了啦!怎麼辦?

健太臉色凝重,伸手握住了我懸著的左腳.哇喔,這這這什麼複雜的心情啦,從來沒碰過.他輕拍我的足面,嘆了口氣.天哪天哪天哪,腳背傳回來的觸感,讓我像觸電一樣,動都不能動.哪,健太,現在你知道我是機器人了,會怎麼看待我?我已經完全被你抓住了,就等你開口,我就是你的人,或機器人,也ok啦.我我...

健太突然抬頭,一臉嚴肅地看我.糟糕,不會想說什麼不好的話吧?不要這樣對我,機器人也是會傷心的,求你了...

[liliwinnt6]

You asked about are there any ASFR websites in China mainland? Sorry, and I hate to say, but no.
Tell you one fact, when my ASFR hobby was leaked to the people near me, most of them laughed at me, saying that I'm freaking weird.