RPG Sex Warz with Androids

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RPG Sex Warz with Androids

Post by wjbaines » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:16 am

Here is an experimental little story I cooked up. What can I say? I've been cranking out the weirdest stuff lately.

This one combines the sort of "sex fight" that I like with one of those computer role-playing games with "tactical battles," like in the Final Fantasy-type genre. Maybe the thread on fembot-themed video games subconsciously kickstarted this story idea. Or maybe many of my stories already sort of resemble that style of video-game fighting, come to think about it.

Anyway, here there is no actual plot. The reader is just dropped into the fight. The only things moving the ball forward are the descriptions of what actions each of the characters take and how other characters are affected by them (as described through the handy device of status points). Left out is anything to do with what the battle is about, where it takes place, what the characters look like, what they're thinking -- this story is a structured exercise in using your imagination. I did decide to have each round begin with some spoken exposition by that round's leader just to make the overall flow of the fight more obvious and to apply the needed personality to the characters. Even so, I think this is about as stripped-down and pared away as any articulation of my current fetish can get if made to cohere into a story.

Fair warning: one of the three female characters in the story has a strap-on.

Please Enjoy!

[EDIT! If you read the story as soon as I posted it, you might enjoy reading it again -- I added to the "dialogue" and also threw in a bunch of "backfires," but the math is still right!]


===RPG SEX WARZ WITH ANDROIDS===

CHARACTERS:

GENEVA
Class: Hometown Vigilante
Role: Hero
Affiliation: Good
Primary Weapon: Strap-Tron
Attributes: Confident, Determined
Skills: Powerful Member, Self-Reliance

VS.

VALENCIA
Class: High-Tech Sexual Combat Operative
Role: Assassin
Affiliation: Bad
Primary Weapon: Vagitron Model 7
Attributes: Intelligent, Merciless
Skills: Potent Synthetic Sex Appeal, Elite Vagitronics

&

FLORENCE
Class: Hacker
Role: Support
Affiliation: Bad
Primary Weapon: Vagitron Model 2
Attributes: Sneaky, Relentless
Skills: Computer Expert, Basic Vagitronics



---ROUND 1---
GENEVA takes the initiative!
"Only two against one? You must have no idea who you're messing with."

- GENEVA
uses Turn On Strap-Tron!
on self

- VALENCIA
uses Initiate Vagitron Spin-Up Sequence!
on self

- FLORENCE
uses Digital Jamming Protocols!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 98/100 GENEVA



---ROUND 2 ---
VALENCIA takes the initiative!
"Ha! I've lured you into my trap. I almost feel sorry for you."

- VALENCIA
uses Optimize Vagitronic Systems!
on self

- GENEVA
uses Hardened!
on self

- FLORENCE
uses Digital Jamming Protocols!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 96/100 GENEVA



---ROUND 3---
VALENCIA takes the initiative!
"Distract her while I get ready and spool up my advanced capabilities!"

- VALENCIA
uses Increase Nipple Sensor Array Sensitivity!
on self

- GENEVA
uses Ass Slap!
on FLORENCE

(-5 programming equilibrium): 95/100 FLORENCE

- FLORENCE
uses Digital Jamming Protocols!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 94/100 GENEVA



---ROUND 4---
VALENCIA takes the initiative!
"You won't stand a chance against my perfect systems. I'm an advanced prototype."

- VALENCIA
uses Electronically-Supercharged Sexuality!
on self.

- GENEVA
uses Tweak Nipples!
on FLORENCE

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-10 programming equilibrium): 85/100 FLORENCE

- FLORENCE
uses Digital Jamming Protocols!
on GENEVA

Error in Logic Boards!
Attack backfired!

(-5 programming equilibrium): 80/100 FLORENCE



---ROUND 5---
VALENCIA takes the initiative!
"Ignore her: she's only a support droid. I'm ready for you now. And I'm going to handle you personally. Prepare to be destroyed."

- VALENCIA
uses Precision-Engineered Vixen!
on self

- FLORENCE
uses Digital Jamming Protocols!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 92/100 GENEVA

- GENEVA
uses Penetration!
on VALENCIA

(-5 programming equilibrium): 95/100 VALENCIA
(-5 Vagitronics stability): 95/100 VALENCIA



---ROUND 6---
GENEVA takes the initiative!
"You're just the latest fancy gizmo to come out. I wouldn't be surprised if a new model like you still has a few bugs to work out. Let's test you."

- GENEVA
uses Go Deep!
on VALENCIA

(-5 programming equilibrium): 90/100 VALENCIA
(-5 Vagitronics stability): 90/100 VALENCIA

- VALENCIA
uses Precision Bucking Maneuvers!
on GENEVA

(-5 programming equilibrium): 87/100 GENEVA
(-5 Strap-Tron stability): 95/100 GENEVA

- FLORENCE
uses Digital Jamming Protocols!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 85/100 GENEVA



---ROUND 7---
VALENCIA takes the initiative!
"You'll never beat my winning combination of cunning strategy and superior vagitronics. I doubt you'll even last very long. I'll test you right back, plus interest."

- VALENCIA
uses Gyroscopic Gyration!
on GENEVA

(-5 programming equilibrium): 80/100 GENEVA
(-5 Strap-Tron stability): 90/100 GENEVA

- GENEVA
uses Deep Dicking!
on VALENCIA

(-10 Vagitronics stability): 80/100 VALENCIA

- FLORENCE
uses Digital Jamming Protocols!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 78/100 GENEVA



---ROUND 8---
VALENCIA takes the initiative!
"I've got you right where I want you, now. I'm going use my next-level special abilities to take you out so fast your head will spin. Initiate Pre-Programmed Special Attack Pattern!"

- VALENCIA
uses High-Tech Formula Burst!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 76/100 GENEVA
(-10 Strap-Tron stability): 80/100 GENEVA

- FLORENCE
uses Digital Jamming Protocols!!
on GENEVA

(-2 Programming equilibrium): 74/100 GENEVA

- GENEVA
uses Rock Steady!
on VALENCIA

(-5 programming equilibrium): 85/100 VALENCIA
(-5 Vagitronics stability): 75/100 VALENCIA



---ROUND 9---
VALENCIA takes the initiative!
"Watch my perfectly calculated battle plan unfold as I defeat you. In a moment, you'll be reduced to a malfunctioning loser. Aren't my systems amazing!?"

- VALENCIA
uses Sophisticated Vaginal Sequencing Patterns!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 72/100 GENEVA
(-2 Strap-Tron stability): 78/100 GENEVA

- GENEVA
uses Furious Five!
on VALENCIA

(-5 programming equilibrium): 80/100 VALENCIA
(-10 Vagitronics stability): 65/100 VALENCIA

- FLORENCE
uses Technical Data Expertise!
on self

Friendly requires assistance! Performing calculations!



---ROUND 10---
GENEVA takes the initiative!
"Keep dreaming!"

- GENEVA
uses Power Ten!
on VALENCIA

(-5 programming equilibrium): 75/100 VALENCIA
(Critical Hit on Vagitronics!)
(-15 Vagitronics stability): 50/100 VALENCIA

- VALENCIA
uses Rapid Vibro-Pulse!
on GENEVA

Malfunction in Vagitronics!
Attack backfires!

(-5 Vagitronics stability): 45/100 VALENCIA

- FLORENCE
uses Run Diagnostic Sequence!
on VALENCIA

(+5 programming equilibrium): 80/100 VALENCIA
(+5 Vagitronics stability): 50/100 VALENCIA


---ROUND 11---
GENEVA takes the initiative!
"Oops! Did something go wrong? How come you already need your little technical assistance girlfriend?"

- GENEVA
uses Ramrod!
on VALENCIA

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-15 programming equilibrium): 65/100 VALENCIA
(-10 Vagitronics stability): 40/100 VALENCIA

- VALENCIA
uses Microprocessor-Assisted Flutter!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 70/100 GENEVA
(-5 Strap-Tron stability): 76/100 GENEVA

- FLORENCE
uses Reintegrate Bionic Circuitry!
on VALENCIA

(+5 programming equilibrium): 70/100 VALENCIA
(+5 Vagitronics stability): 45/100 VALENCIA



---ROUND 12---
GENEVA takes the initiative!
"Is this how your big plan was supposed to go? When are all your 'amazing' systems going to start kicking in?"

- GENEVA
uses Vigorous Thrusts!
on VALENCIA

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-30 Programming equilibrium): 40/100 VALENCIA
(Critical Hit on Vagitronics!)
(-35 Vagitronics stability): 10/100 VALENCIA

- VALENCIA
uses Dynamic Aperture Tightening!
on GENEVA

Malfunction in Vagitronics!
Attack backfires!

(-5 Vagitronics stability): 5/100 VALENCIA

- FLORENCE
uses Re-balance Vagitronic Systems!
on VALENCIA

(+10 Vagitronics stability): 15/100 VALENCIA



---ROUND 13---
GENEVA takes the initiative!
"Is this all you've got!?"

- GENEVA
uses Grand Slam!
on VALENCIA

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-25 Programming equilibrium): 15/100 VALENCIA
(Critical Hit on Vagitronics!)
(-30 Vagitronics stability): -15/100 VALENCIA
ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!

- VALENCIA
uses Emergency Vagitron Reboot!

Malfunction in Logic Boards!
Failed repair.

(-10 Programming equilibrium): 5/100 VALENCIA

- FLORENCE
uses Replace Short-Circuited Microchips!
on VALENCIA

(+10 Programming equilibrium): 15/100 VALENCIA



---ROUND 14---
GENEVA takes the initiative!
"You're finished!"

- GENEVA
uses Frenzied Four!
on VALENCIA

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-30 programming equilibrium): -15/100 VALENCIA
ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!
(Critical Hit on Vagitronics!)
(-30 Vagitronics stability): -45/100 VALENCIA
ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!

+++VALENCIA IS MALFUNCTIONING!!!+++
+++VALENCIA IS MALFUNCTIONING!!!+++
+++VALENCIA IS MALFUNCTIONING!!!+++

- FLORENCE
uses Reset Teammate!
on VALENCIA

Miss!



---ROUND 15---
VALENCIA takes the initiative!
"You can't beat me! I still have gizmos to try out on you! I'm perfect-I'm perfect-I'm perfect-I'm perfect-I'm perfect! What did you do to me!? I'm still in control-still in control-still in control! What's happening to all my gizmos-my gizmos-MY GIZMOS!? You're making me lose control! My gizmos are going haywire! I'm spinning out of control-out of control-out of control-OUT OF CONTROL!!!"

- VALENCIA
uses Goofed-Up Android Technobabble!
on GENEVA

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-17 programming equilibrium): 53/100 GENEVA
(-2 Strap-Tron stability): 74/100 GENEVA

- VALENCIA
uses Uncontrolled Vaginal Spasms!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 51/100 GENEVA
(Critical Hit on Strap-Tron!)
(-15 Strap-Tron stability): 59/100 GENEVA

- VALENCIA
uses Cumsplosion!
on GENEVA

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-25 programming equilibrium): 26/100 GENEVA
(Critical Hit on Strap-Tron!)
(-25 Strap-Tron stability): 34/100 GENEVA

VALENCIA
uses Initiate Self-Destruct!
on self

- GENEVA
uses Extricate!
on VALENCIA

- FLORENCE
uses Rapid Vagitron Startup!
on self



---ROUND 16---
FLORENCE takes the initiative!
"Support-Unit-Engaging-Combat-Mode."

- FLORENCE
uses Jam it in Me!
on GENEVA

(-10 programming equilibrium): 16/100 GENEVA

- GENEVA
uses Pace Myself!
on self

(+10 programming equilibrium): 26/100 GENEVA

VALENCIA
uses About to Self-Destruct!
on self



---ROUND 17---
FLORENCE takes the initiative!
"Warning. Threat-Assessment-Update. Warning. Enemy-Possesses-Self-Repair-Ability. Warning."

- FLORENCE
uses Tighten Up!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 24/100 GENEVA
(-2 Strap-Tron stability): 32/100 GENEVA

- GENEVA
uses Firm Focus!
on self

(+10 programming equilibrium) 34/100 GENEVA
(+30 Strap-Tron stability) 62/100 GENEVA

- VALENCIA
uses Self Destruct!

+++VALENCIA WAS DESTROYED!!!+++
+++VALENCIA WAS DESTROYED!!!+++
+++VALENCIA WAS DESTROYED!!!+++



---ROUND 18---
FLORENCE takes the initiative!
"Support-Mission-Failed. Assault-Mission-Outcome-Doubtful."

- FLORENCE
uses Slippery Thrusting!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 32/100 GENEVA
(-2 Strap-Tron stability): 60/100 GENEVA

- GENEVA
uses Fortify Myself!
on self

(+20 programming equilibrium): 52/100 GENEVA
(+20 Strap-Tron stability): 80/100 GENEVA



---ROUND 19---
GENEVA takes the initiative!
"So much for your so-called 'elite operative' friend! Now it's your turn! You're just some kind of nerdy hacker-bot. Don't worry about going easy on me. Dumb robot."

- GENEVA
uses Rapid Fire!
on FLORENCE

(-5 Programming equilibrium): 75/100 FLORENCE
(Critical Hit on Vagitronics!)
(-25 Vagitronics stability): 75/100 FLORENCE

- FLORENCE
uses Slick Lubrication!
on GENEVA

(Critical Hit on Strap-Tron!)
(-25 Strap-Tron stability): 55/100 GENEVA



---ROUND 20---
FLORENCE takes the initiative!
"Enemy-System-Vulnerabilities-Identified. Attack-Plan-Recalculated."

- FLORENCE
uses Tighten Quiver!
on GENEVA

(-2 programming equilibrium): 50/100 GENEVA
(Critical Hit on Strap-Tron!)
(-20 Strap-Tron stability): 35/100 GENEVA

- GENEVA
uses Rough Stuff!
on FLORENCE

Malfunction in Strap-Tron!
Attack backfires!
(-5 Strap-Tron stability): 30/100 GENEVA


---ROUND 21---
FLORENCE takes the initiative!
"The-Enemy-Is-Experiencing-Difficulties. Combat-Mode-Is-Functioning-Correctly."

- FLORENCE
uses In-and-Out-and-In-Again!
on GENEVA

(-5 programming equilibrium): 45/100 GENEVA
(Critical Hit on Strap-Tron!)
(-20 Strap-Tron stability): 10/100 GENEVA

- GENEVA
uses Rough Stuff!
on FLORENCE

Malfunction in Strap-Tron!
Attack backfires.

(-5 Strap-Tron stability): 5/100 GENEVA


---ROUND 22---
FLORENCE takes the initiative!
"Enemy-Malfunction-Is-Computed-To-Be-Imminent. Victory Inevitable. Mission-Success-Certain. Winning. Winning. Winning."

- FLORENCE
uses Playful Bouncing!
on GENEVA

(-5 programming equilibrium): 40/100 GENEVA
(Critical Hit on Strap-Tron!)
(-25 Strap-Tron stability): -20/100 GENEVA
ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!

- GENEVA
uses But I Never Malfunction!
on self

(-150 programming equilibrium): -110/100 GENEVA
ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!

+++GENEVA IS MALFUNCTIONING!!!+++
+++GENEVA IS MALFUNCTIONING!!!+++
+++GENEVA IS MALFUNCTIONING!!!+++



---ROUND 23---
FLORENCE takes the initiative!
"Enemy-Has-Malfunctioned. Mission-Successful. Expendable-Synthetic-Teammate-Non-Recoverable. This-Unit-Performed-Reliably."

- FLORENCE
uses Extricate!
on GENEVA

Malfunction in Logic Boards!
Attack backfired!

(-5 programming equilibrium): 70/100 FLORENCE

- GENEVA
uses Computer Girl Gibberish!
on FLORENCE

(-5 programming equilibrium): 65/100 FLORENCE
(-5 Vagitronics stability): 70/100 FLORENCE

- GENEVA
uses Overloading Strap-Tron!
on FLORENCE

(-5 programming equilibrium): 60/100 FLORENCE
(Critical Hit on Vagitronics!)
(-25 Vagitronics stability): 45/100 FLORENCE

- GENEVA
uses Spastic Android Karate Chops!
on FLORENCE

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-25 programming equilibrium): 35/100 FLORENCE
(Critical Hit on Vagitronics!)
(-25 Vagitronics stability): 20/100 FLORENCE

- GENEVA
uses This Thing's Going Nuts!
on FLORENCE

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-25 programming equilibrium): 10/100 FLORENCE
(Critical Hit on Vagitronics!)
(-25 Vagitronics stability): -5/100 FLORENCE
ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!

- GENEVA
uses Climax Firehose!
on FLORENCE

(Critical Hit on Logic Boards!)
(-30 programming equilibrium): -20/100 FLORENCE
ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!
(Critical Hit on Vagitronics!)
(-35 Vagitronics stability): -60/100 FLORENCE
ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!ERROR!

+++GENEVA IS DEFUNCT!!!+++
+++GENEVA IS DEFUNCT!!!+++
+++GENEVA IS DEFUNCT!!!+++

+++FLORENCE IS MALFUNCTIONING!!!+++
+++FLORENCE IS MALFUNCTIONING!!!+++
+++FLORENCE IS MALFUNCTIONING!!!+++



---ROUND 24---
FLORENCE takes the initiative!
"Does-Not-Compute! Does-Not Compute! Does-Not Compute!"

- FLORENCE
uses Spin Around in Circles Uselessly!
on self

Malfunction in Logic Boards!
Failed attack.

- FLORENCE
uses Spout Computerized Nonsense!
on self

Malfunction in Logic Boards!
Failed attack.

- FLORENCE
uses Swing Arms Wildly!
on self

Malfunction in Logic Boards!
Failed attack.

- FLORENCE
uses 'Splodey Head!
on self

+++FLORENCE IS OFFLINE!!!+++
+++FLORENCE IS OFFLINE!!!+++
+++FLORENCE IS OFFLINE!!!+++
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Post by darkbutflashy » Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:07 am

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Post by RoxxyRobofox » Sat Jul 09, 2016 11:05 pm

This was pretty great! Totally weird but I love weirdness.

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